Jalapeno poppers
Hotshot pizza (pepperoni, salami, onions, chili peppers)
Donner meat and chips with garlic and chili sauces
A can of diet Irn Bru
The pizza was pretty good, it had a high grease content. The donner meat was cold so I'll probably be pooping blood this evening. We ordered pretty early so I'm worried it's the previous night's leftover shaved meat that's been sitting in a drawer.
I feel like shit this morning. I've never been so dry in my life, I must have been snoring like a lawnmower.
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The Clamps!
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Dont get fat like me pls
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When i was still fatfrick. I would consume kebab and pizza at one sitting. Then take most violent shit ever
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This meal was shared between two. My friend normally gets this all by himself and saves the kebab for the next morning
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That what fat fricks always say. Its not for me. Its for small party
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Yeah, I have a party every time I eat too.
!friendsofmimwee
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Party in my mouth
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Happy birthday r slur!
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I eat this about twice a year, the stars have to align for both our wives to be out on the same night.
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Anual mantiance of your s*x doll i see
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I just want to announce to everyone that I spent all of yesterday eating tacos that I made in the morning (inspired by
@WootFatigue's post) and I haven't even needed to shit yet. As Dr. Carol Marcus said, "Can I cook, or can't I?"
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What I've eaten in the past 24 hours and not shit yet:
I've been doing construction work in 80+ degree heat though so I'm pretty sure I've sweat it all out.
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No fish and chips? No Guiness?
I don't even live there and I bet I'm more british than you
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You don't ever want to get fish and chips from somewhere that also does kebab and pizzas. Fish and chips is more a Sunday supper meal than a Saturday night dinner.
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How is guinness TERF land you mong?
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It's one of the most consumed beers there
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This is like expecting people in Portland eat Voodoo Donuts all the time.
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I have no idea wtf either portland or vodoo donuts is
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Bullshit. You're not even really from Uganda.
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And you're not really from Korea
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that pizza looks darn good honestly
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What do you use the clothespins for?
Also,
@Poj rate this guy's takeout pls 
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3/10. Apart from the food being trash, he didn't put the camera on food mode. Here is a good pic I took of a Big Mac just by putting the camera on food mode:
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Big Mac? That looks like a McChicken
Maccas
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The UK has a bunch of
so our Big Macs.have a chicken option. (The bottom layer isn't in view)
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Wow great picture queen
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Thanks TIL
I wonder how long until it is rolled out here.
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!pinoypride IIRC don't we have our own name for it? "McDo" or something like that?
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It's McDo here yeah.
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Thanks
I didn't even know food mode existed
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You'd know.
Food mode is great if you want half of the picture to be blurry.
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Wait
How pathetic is your stomach that a few bits of cold meat will kill it
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It's brave to call it meat.
https://www.ckfastfoods.com/product/donner-kebab-10kg-turka-red
£30 for 10kg
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You just need a
stomach
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It's my friend's house, it's a bit of a mess. I don't rate his missus.
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Fair, maybe it's some avant garde decoration thing
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I think they use them for hanging clothes to dry in the conservatory.
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My city's "official food" is a mildly spicy beef doner, but what makes it unique is the sweet, garlicky, cream sauce that you douse it with. It'll either turn your arse into a firehose the next day, or bung you up for a week.
They're called donairs, and as disgusting as they are, christ I love them....
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Lots of people trying to explain to me that this is a joke, and look, I looked at the timeline, and it did seem to contain other racist material that may have been intended to be edgy and funny. But look, your racist "satire" is still racist, and you make lots of racist satire? Kinda makes me think you're actually a racist.
I promise whatever satirical aim you think this person has, they could TOTALLY exercise it in a way that wasn't horribly racist. They're being racist because they know that will get a rise out of people. And at that point, that's not actually satire.
Hey, notice how this tweet acknowledges that I understand what the person is trying to accomplish? That means you don't need to explain the "joke" to me. The problem with trying to be so absurdly racist that it's satire is that you're still being absurdly racist. If we've learned anything from the last four years, it's that absurd racism does not in fact highlight how absurd racism is. It just makes absurd racism more common.
I don't like it. I'm not going to start liking it. Saying the exact same things that absurdly racist people do but then saying it's satire just makes me not trust you at all.
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