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TERF Island Saturday night takeaway

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  • Jalapeno poppers

  • Hotshot pizza (pepperoni, salami, onions, chili peppers)

  • Donner meat and chips with garlic and chili sauces

  • A can of diet Irn Bru

The pizza was pretty good, it had a high grease content. The donner meat was cold so I'll probably be pooping blood this evening. We ordered pretty early so I'm worried it's the previous night's leftover shaved meat that's been sitting in a drawer.

I feel like shit this morning. I've never been so dry in my life, I must have been snoring like a lawnmower.

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My city's "official food" is a mildly spicy beef doner, but what makes it unique is the sweet, garlicky, cream sauce that you douse it with. It'll either turn your arse into a firehose the next day, or bung you up for a week.

They're called donairs, and as disgusting as they are, christ I love them....

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