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TERF Island Saturday night takeaway

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  • Jalapeno poppers

  • Hotshot pizza (pepperoni, salami, onions, chili peppers)

  • Donner meat and chips with garlic and chili sauces

  • A can of diet Irn Bru

The pizza was pretty good, it had a high grease content. The donner meat was cold so I'll probably be pooping blood this evening. We ordered pretty early so I'm worried it's the previous night's leftover shaved meat that's been sitting in a drawer.

I feel like shit this morning. I've never been so dry in my life, I must have been snoring like a lawnmower.

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When i was still fatfrick. I would consume kebab and pizza at one sitting. Then take most violent shit ever

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I just want to announce to everyone that I spent all of yesterday eating tacos that I made in the morning (inspired by @WootFatigue's post) and I haven't even needed to shit yet. As Dr. Carol Marcus said, "Can I cook, or can't I?"

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What I've eaten in the past 24 hours and not shit yet:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1727011410813417.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1727011413761924.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17270114167540107.webp

I've been doing construction work in 80+ degree heat though so I'm pretty sure I've sweat it all out.

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This meal was shared between two. My friend normally gets this all by himself and saves the kebab for the next morning :marseydead:

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>kebab for breakfast

:#marseychefkiss:

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That what fat fricks always say. Its not for me. Its for small party

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Yeah, I have a party every time I eat too.

!friendsofmimwee :marseyawardretard:

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Party in my mouth

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:#marseypartyzoom:

Happy birthday r slur! :#marseypartyzoom:

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I eat this about twice a year, the stars have to align for both our wives to be out on the same night.

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Anual mantiance of your s*x doll i see

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https://media.tenor.com/0d_WxNIZ6hEAAAAx/big-bang-theory-sheldon-cooper.webp

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