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@Kutkop miss you bb :marseyhearts:

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Honey you need to learn how to braise chicken in... literally literally anything, even like just Shaoxing wine, and And toss a diced red pepper on top, and Im not asking you to build the goddarn Panama Canal *sips tea*

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It's hard when men try to be cvnty....

HARD TO WATCH! :marseyxd:

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Better than white b-words cooking MEATLOAF amirite??? but its whatever

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:#marseyburn:

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What, precisely, is wrong with bacon and eggs in the morning bb?

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bro that's an egg :marseyconfused:

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I dont like eggs tho, and Its weird because I have a memory of eating my dads scrambled eggs one morning, and And liking them, and They tasted good, and But in memory I dont recall what that taste was, and Also now that I think about it, it couldnt have happened in the place I remember it, and Ive conflated this with a memory of watching another kid eat scrambled eggs at that same place and thats the tea, sis

Goddammit, I wish I had remembered this during the Brett Kavanaugh hearings, and I could have been the first person to win an argument against Snally

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not reading any of that

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It was like 3 fricking words when I typed it, and like Just learn to ignore the stuff added by the queen award, r-slur PERIODT

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Eggs are chickens

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