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@Kutkop miss you bb :marseyhearts:

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Honey you need to learn how to braise chicken in... literally literally anything, even like just Shaoxing wine, and And toss a diced red pepper on top, and Im not asking you to build the goddarn Panama Canal *sips tea*

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bro that's an egg :marseyconfused:

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I dont like eggs tho, and Its weird because I have a memory of eating my dads scrambled eggs one morning, and And liking them, and They tasted good, and But in memory I dont recall what that taste was, and Also now that I think about it, it couldnt have happened in the place I remember it, and Ive conflated this with a memory of watching another kid eat scrambled eggs at that same place and thats the tea, sis

Goddammit, I wish I had remembered this during the Brett Kavanaugh hearings, and I could have been the first person to win an argument against Snally

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not reading any of that

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It was like 3 fricking words when I typed it, and like Just learn to ignore the stuff added by the queen award, r-slur PERIODT

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Eggs are chickens

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It's hard when men try to be cvnty....

HARD TO WATCH! :marseyxd:

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Better than white b-words cooking MEATLOAF amirite??? but its whatever

:#marseysmughipskorean:

:#marseyburn:

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What, precisely, is wrong with bacon and eggs in the morning bb?

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:marseychonker2:

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Is your man a prisoner

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He doesn't eat large breakfasts.

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Oh, maybe it's just me but those 2 tastes are all both strong and meaty, so i'd need something refreshing with it, in the very least yoghurt or sour cream

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Those bacon strips look like portions I'd feed my 2 year old.

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xe cut them in half. Why not just put two full peices on each plate :marseyhmm: also where's the biscuit/brwad? Why no fruit or veg? This is not a 4 cprner meal nor c9mplete hardy breakfast. Shoulda had bowl of frosted flakes instead

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oh look she posted hands after I called her a coward

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i don't like the way you're holding these plates

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I had to move them anyway, things were fine

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Ikr lrn2waitress

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:#marseyemptybowl:

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Anything you desire, hubby! :marseyloveyou: :marseyhugretard: :marseyjump: :adore: :marseygossipblush: :marseydarkrose2: :darcyheart:

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:horny:

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:marseyflirt:

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Anything is really broad :marseyfluffy:

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You know I like to entertain us with lots of options :marseybow: :marseyhearts: :marseyfluffy:

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You're gonna need a hair band and some knee pads :marseybiting:

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I have a hair band ready.

You know I like the bruises :marseynosebleed2:

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!hornyposters

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Please stop trying to give me a crush

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You're gonna eat 4 eggs and 8 strips of bacon by yourself?

720 cal 55g fat 17g sat fat

>pathetic

:#marseyanorexictalking:

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Buy smol plates

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I have some, and they are nicer...

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>browned eggs

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:marseylickinglips: looks yummy!

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Thanks! Trying to indulge without overeating

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looks good but the bacon is miniature. what's up with that?

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I cut the packages in half and freeze one half while using the other

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:#marseyyikes:

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They're 3 lb packages, we do not eat bacon very quickly, thus, I save half very securely.

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@pizzashill pls rate this "love" food

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foid is annoying and cant cook, a bad combo.

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You cannot argue, dunk, nor btfo cvnts. Skill issue

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learn to cook lady

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Peepee sucking contest to settle it? Pizza does have the big mouf natural advantage :marseyhmmm:

And well he is a man :marseysmirk:

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He lacks discipline :whip: :carpwhip:

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Peepee sucking contest to settle it?

But if you win the peepee sucking contest after not cooking well, that just confirms you a ho

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Is your man a hampster?

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:#marseyannoyed:

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