A disturbing escalation in the goyslop arms race has occurred.

Totinos is my favorite slop lazy fatass pizza and cinnamon toast crunch is my favorite slop cereal but I couldn't fathom mixing the two.

I imagine it tasting like cinnamon sugar acid reflux.

And yet this Totino's pizza flavor references a Totino's pizza which references a real pizza, on top of Cinnamon Toast Crunch that references real cinnamon toast. I can actually ponder a non-slop version of cinnamon toast pizza. I think you're using the cinnamon toast, very light on the sugar, as replacement for the crust, probably do it as a white pie, heavy on the ricotta.

This is purity. What flavor is it? Blue. There is no referent. Cool Blue is not an inferior imitation. It simply is.

I'll YOLO a box

Did you know?

Rap started as a family friendly genre. The songs would have wholesome beats, and be about being with family. In fact, one of the most popular rap songs goes like this "I'm hip hoppin on the street skipping to the beat, and I hip it and hop it and hip hip hop it yeah listen to the letters of the alphabet"

The man who ruined rap and made it vulgar? He is know as the White Devil, aka, Eminem. Like share and some fries for the next installment of, "White people? Why people?" where musical colonialism will be discussed, and why railroads are part of a greater fascist movement.