FURRYMON: Gotta Smash 'Em All!

Heh...I remember talking about this bop on /vp/ back when it first it came out

Truth be told, however...I heard it best from a fellow furstrag /vp/oreon that they actually don't really like this song...but not because they're like "ewwww they're singing about wanting to have s*x with Pokemon!!!"...

...rather, their objections lie in the fact that the song objectifies Pokemon...in the sense of "the song focuses on Pokémon solely for how they look or how fun they would be to fool around with (and going for pretty much all the 'entry-level' ones at that lol)...rather than viewing the act as a romantic and intimate way of ultimate connection with a partner you've spent so much time becoming Champion with"!

...but alas, I say too many words, when their few words tell it so much better...

!furries interesting insight on the "Ironic (i.e. Gardevoir/Lopunny simping, Vaporeon copypasts, etc.) vs. Unironic Pokephilia" online kulturkampf (yes, I know this is an old post, but those darn bloodsuckers got in the way so )