Just hooked up with a walking "lame nice guy" stereotype

Hook up is in quotes cause I don't really think what we did can be called that. He drove over to a corner of a quiet parking lot in the middle of the day and I just spent like 10 minutes touching his prick, stroking and petting every which way but it just would not get hard. He was jizzing pre-c*m like crazy so I can't believe that he wasn't into it but that thing would not solidify past 2 inches. It was so sad.

At one point I just gave up and he drove me back pretending like nothing happened. He didn't seem awfully bothered or ashamed over it and apparently the most interesting thing he could find to talk about was the roadside construction work and what the newest sites were. It was so goddarn lame. But that's what I mean. We met on grindr but he was this stereotype of the boring nice guy with absolutely no personality and just the most vapid interests. I only went to do anything with him cause he seemed nice and didn't look too awful. And it's not like he was some fossil either, dude was just fifty. I feel like I'm in some sort of bad sitcom right now.

Also a note: Apparently white guys just have a lot of precum? Can anyone else confirm if this true or not?