I'm going to create a profile on bumble hinge and Grindr. Any idea about a simple bio ? What kind of pictures should I put on my profile? I have no hobbies lol.
If I find someone interesting, how do you start a conversation? I've heard you can start by asking about their hobbies or interests.
I'm a bottom / bottom verse
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Just write like “I love taking it up the butt”. From what I know about gay men, they'll be interested. 🤗 hope this helps xx
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Girl you're gonna make him attract dusties
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Those gay dating apps show you how far away the other user is in FEET. Being a gay bro means you're guaranteed to have s*x it doesn't matter how gross you are.
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How you gonna make this thread and not tell us if you're a top, a bottom or a (allah forgive me for uttering this word) verse
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I'm a bottom-verse/bottom.
Do I need to specify that in my tinder bumble hinge bio tho ?
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Gaybros please help me understand, when a bottom gets fricked and coomed inside of, does the s*x just end? Does bottom go to bed with unmilked peepee? Thx
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I'm 99% sure bottoms are like the women of gays and they just end up dissatisfied but this is 100% conjecture and I have no idea.
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Hence the doesn't want too get pump and dumped
Trans lives matter
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Best case scenario? You make him c*m from anal. Takes some work, hope you can pace yourself or can go a few times.
Usual case? Jerk him to completion once you're close or already done. Easier if he's riding.
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You can try this once for yourself.
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This reminds me of something, one of my best friends is a homo and he told me that like 90% of gays are bottoms
is this true or was he bullpooping me? !lgbt
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Kinda true, kinda bullshit. More guys describe themselves as "versatile" or "switch" than as "bottoms", but a lot of those are primarily bottoms that will occasionally top. They just call themselves vers because they're more likely to find a hookup if they do. Think of it like how most self-identified bisexual women are just straight women that made out with girls at bars a couple times in college. Real bisexual women still exist, but more often than not, they're lying to appear more interesting, progressive, attractive, etc.
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tops must swim in bussy then
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Partially true, but also terminally online gay coomers are more likely to be bottoms which skews the perception somewhat.
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We were talking about real life though
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It's true. That's why getting spit-roasted is the ultimate sign of power.
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Post bussy
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Grindr is not a dating
app
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I've met 2 of my current bfs on grindr.
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Huh
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What
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How many bf do you have right
now
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Only bfs or do "bfs" count too?
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i dont know what that means
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???
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whats the difference between
bfs and "bfs" are you some weird 
polyamory gay
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BF stands for butt frickees
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Why date when you can skip straight to the sucking and fricking part?
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Compared to something like Sniffies it absolutely is.
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Yes it's generally for hookups but I thought I might try there as well
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Just make a grindr. Pretty sure you don't need a bio or profile pic, moids will just start trying to frick you
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Bio isn't that important, but having pics helps.
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What kind of pics ? Like the ones where I'm smiling or gym selfies ?
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men seem to love thighs so that's a good start
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do it jiggle?
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hm?
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does your sweet, juicy bumcheeks jiggle?
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Grindr specifically is a hook-up app. Don't go in expecting dates.
So yeah, gym selfie would be appropriate.
Some guys will insist on seeing your face before chatting, others will ask for it after you've said hey/they've seen your peepee, so putting your face right on your profile or keeping it in an album you share is mostly a matter of how discreet you want to be.
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People hiding their face in anything other than nudes always makes me roll my eyes. Neighbor, we're about to frick. I'm gonna know what you look like. As long as it isn't a picture you absolutely do not want to risk being shared with your face attached (like a nude), just show yourself.
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Did you just graduate from kindergarten? How can these questions be written by an adult?
Reeks of underage
@A
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Lol I'm new to this
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Don't bother with the app Byo will frick you.
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post bussy for us to judge
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Tinder is for awful normie gays, no. Grindr is most popular. Scruff can be good too. Growlr has the nicest guys.
Your profile needs to be short and smart, with just a good picture of your face and body, but nothing that tells too much about you. People want a fantasy, not your reality.
You are selling your body. Add a layer of mystique to it. Don't tell too much and don't share too much. Don't share nudes unless the guy is at least a 9/10.
You start a conversation by asking them questions which should be easy if you aren't retarted.
Feel free to check my profile posts for examples of my hookups.
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Ive given up and plan on making a dating app profile I don't have many good pictures tho. I will put down im a nerd and my hobbies are writing and photography
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Why have you given up ? Photography and writing are nice tbh
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Giving up not using apps. I dosnt wanna use apps because i dont want guys to pump and dump me. Its also kinda a lie since i havent finished a short story in years hahah
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get some hobbies or try sniffies if you just want hookups
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I guess Running, Gym and cooking counts
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If you can't even think of a bio, maybe start drafting that first before signing onto any actual apps... not to be rude but you shouldn't join these sites flippantly. They steal photos, sell info, and trap you financially and usually mentally. Put serious care into the bio, it's the most important part.
Best of luck in your love journey
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Post bussy
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^What kind of pictures should I put on my profile? I have no hobbies lol.
Why don't more gays lift weights is beyond me. If you're unattractive then either lower your standards (lol as if you have standards) or do something about it
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I go the gym and also run but not sure if that counts as a hobby
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Even if u don't include pics (which you should), “I do gym and run” is basically just code for “not fat”.
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Isn't it weird how we have consented to the new business model of dating apps - which is to withhold access to the people who liked you unless you give them money? Pretty weird
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Keep yourself safe
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Isn't this a gay dating app?
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No
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Just ai art yourself doing something interesting. Neighbors don't know what art is
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omg hi
@3_in_the_spink!!! okay so this is like super awkward omg but basically i had to remove ur comment bc u didnt say
trans women are womenlol. don't worry though, we like wont let you post anything that like doesnt havetrans women are womenin it. anyways im like just a robot 😲 but if u want to talk 2 somebody you should do it here lolJump in the discussion.
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