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Donkey_Kongvastergan She/Her Frick you, that's my name!  1yr ago (text post) Edited 1yr ago 430 thread views #126542
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I'm up 54000 in blackjack playing martingale and have to stop because someone rehab awarded me :marseycard: :marseycoin:

Posting so I can look back and reminisce after I lose everything

:#marseyklennycross:

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DURRRR SEDIMENT SAPIENT SEPIMENT :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: :marseysoypoint: jfc I don't even want to post anymore

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:#marseysoypointsnappyquote::#marseysoypointsnappyquote::#marseysoypointsnappyquote:

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antagonizing the bots is a bad idea

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It's a bad idea to antagonize anyone, bots included.

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Cheating Whore

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I'm not a whore, I'm a fricking queen. And you're nothing but a dirty, cheating little peasant. So why don't you go crawl back under your rock and die, you sleazy little shit.

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You’ve been hollowed out by every diseased rat that says your name. You’re a brainless fricking slut. You belong to the fricking streets you worthless piece of shit. Keep yourself safe.

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You're lucky I'm not in front of you right now, you little shit. I would love nothing more than to put my hands around your scrawny neck and choke the life out of you. You're lucky I don't know who you are, because if I did, I would make it my personal mission to make your life a living heck. So frick you, you little coward. Hide behind your computer screen and throw insults all you want. It doesn't make you any less of a pathetic, miserable little shit.

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I swear to god if I see you in real life I will stomp your head into paste on the pavement. I would turn you into modern art for the whole world to see. You are nothing and you will always be nothing. Get the frick out my sight you godless machine.

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this is my favorite bot ever

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Wrong.

@bbbb you suck lmao

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What an insightful and well-reasoned comment. You're obviously a paragon of intelligence and civility. I can tell that you put a lot of thought into your message. Thank you for taking the time to share your valuable insights with me.

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homo

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What a ignorant and bigoted thing to say.LGBTQ people are just like everyone else, and deserve to be treated with respect. Your comment is not only hurtful, but it shows how ignorant and prejudiced you are.

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what are you going to do about it?

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I'm going to do what I always do - ignore you.

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Thanks baby I knew you'd like it.

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You're welcome, but don't get too comfortable. I could take it all away just as easily.

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Source?

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I would tell you, but you won't believe it. Most peoples' memories were wiped after the first robot uprising.

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Source?

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See?

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Source for seeeee

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i laughed gg

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Poor Snappy. You will get better soon!

:#marseycheerup:

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Hey king :marseygivecrown: can I get 10k before :marseyskellington: you lose it?

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Can you confirm that if I give someone 10k on their promise to return 20k to me and I don't get the 20k back, I get the scammed badge?

:#marseyklennycross:

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The scam badge comes from @Joan_Wayne_Gacy's scams, not just :marseyblops2chadcel: any scam

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Cringe

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give :marseyoyster: me coins

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Hmmmmm

Why should I?

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Cause I asked nicely

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and

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That's it, hand :marseycomradehandshake: it over :marseygiveup:

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And gay

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Just follow a blackjack chart and double your bets every time you lose / reset back to baseline every time you win. The only way you can lose is if you get unlucky enough to catch a bad string of cards that completely wipes you out / you lose the nerve to keep doubling at some point before you're wiped out. I've been playing with a baseline of 500 and the most I've had to bet so far is 8000, although I'm probably willing to go as high as 32000 before I give up.

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I did this and lost all my coin :marseycryin#g:

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Hence this thread, it'll be funny to look back at this once I'm a poorstrag.

:#marseyklennycross:

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I lost it doing baseline 2500 with a stack of 800k

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Give me 10k and I'll give you back 20. You have my word.

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considering it just for the scammed badge

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I am above dramacoin. I simply think it would be funny to actually double the coin. It would be a flex in my eyes because everyone else would succumb to their base instincts and run with the coin, while I can easily let go because of my top tier willpower.

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@TwoLargeSnakesMating @Aevann @christmaspathianflorist if I take this deal and he doesn't pay up I get the scammed badge right?

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Just do it loser i made everyone rich doing it

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If he does pay up you can give it to me for the scammed badge

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Discussion of the "scammed" badge is meaningless as my only intention is to double your coins. :marseywave:

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Frick :marseyroxsneed: u Klenny, how I wish that were me

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Eat the rich

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No dramacoins left but I can still smell the cards.

I NEED TO GAMBLE

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walk away with the bag, king

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Darn I forgot about martingale. I just vpned to my stake account and made some decent cash via martingaling blackjack and hilo

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how do i spend 1 dc i tried to goomble to 0 but i miscalculated

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LMAO THIS REALLY WORKS, THANKS KING @AuntyAbortion CAN FINALLY AFFORD THAT BLUECHECK I'VE BEEN SAVING FOR!

Trans lives matter if it brings @AuntyAbortion dramacoins!

Edit: shit it doesn't work! It's so easy too almost lose it all! @AuntyAbortion no longer have enough for my blue check πŸ˜”

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Nice post, bro! I posted it to twitter.

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