!fashion, thoughts on these shorts?

I bought them at a Nordstrom that was having a out of business sale at a heavy discount. Why nobody wanted this beauty I don't know, but they were in my size and I was struck by the beautiful clash and tackiness of them. I have worn them in public and have gotten such feedback as "wow I love the plaid" and "did your mom make those for you?"

So rdrama,

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If you have children these would be good to wear to the neighborhood bbq and embarass them with in front of all their friends

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The only person I'm embarrassing is myself :marseysunglasseson:

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:marseydetective: Those are kind of cool but I think it really depends of the person. Like, if you're already good looking, they could work.

If you match that with a beer gut, a shirt from costco, and dad jokes about getting shorts 50% off... It'll still work but on wine aunts. :marseyreading:

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They look like swimming :marseyshark2: trunks

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Start ironing your clothes, this has been a constant problem for you, man.

:#marseyrain:

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I have no excuse. I will do better from now on.

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:#marseyxdoubt:

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.................... Buddy

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What? :marseyconfused:

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Just because they're on sale doesn't mean you should get them

:marseypathetic:

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I can't help it when I see the little red sticker that says 70 percent off my eyes glaze over and my 7% jewish blood does all the decision making.

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neighbor those are swimming trunks. I like them tho!

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These with a white polo and you would look like someone at the Unite the Right rally

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Is that not a bathing suit? Either way I like em rock on bre

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Its not! But you could absolutely use it as one.

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Any article of clothing that screams :marseyattentionseeker: is going to garner compliments regardless of people actually liking what you're wearing

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If you can embrace the Tommy Bahama life it's fine

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:#vomit:

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They would look better with a large brown skidmark running down the back

:marseys#niff:

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Hideous but I'd wear them if they're comfortable.

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I like them but I feel like you have to be a certain type of person to pull them off. I don't know anything about you so I'm not sure if you're that type

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Short pants are for children

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:#marseypiggybank:

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Your account has been reported directly to admin with dozens of examples of cringe and unfunny comments that you have refused to address even after they were reported to you - all of which still remain active. Your account is now under consideration for a complete ban and submission to my cringe compilation. You dun fricked up.

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sorry comrade, snappy says they're cringe

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