Take notes foids, this is how you dress to impress on your first day of high school

imagine her sitting in the corner of the classroom. she's the only one who bothered to show up in the cosplay-like outfit, looks ridiculous, and everyone's clowning on her. her mom's new boyfriend is a complete butthole, and her favorite kpop idol flopped and just barely hit the top 40.

her day couldn't get any worse. or that's what she thought, anyways - that weird guy who rarely talks to people and once showed up wearing an aheago hoodie just noticed her, and he's just about to risk it all to get his fabled "big tiddy goth gf" (he'll say that phrase verbatim). he watched like 20 romcom animes, so he's very confident in his approach.