Total elven death. Kill elves, Behead elves. Roundhouse kick a fricking long eared monkey into the fricking concrete. Slam dunk an elf baby into the fricking trashcan. Crucify filthy elves. Defecate in an elf's food. Launch elves into the fricking sun. Stir fry elves in a fricking wok. Toss elves into active volcanoes. Urinate into an elf's wine. Judo throw elves into a fricking wood chipper. Twist elves heads off. Report elves to the fricking dwarf council. Karate chop elves in half. Curb stomp pregnant elves. Trap elves in quicksand. Crush elves in the fricking trash compactor. Liquify elves in a fricking vat of acid. Eat elves. Dissect elves, Exterminate elves in a fricking gas chamber. Stomp elf skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate elves in the fricking oven. Lobotomize all elves. Mandatory abortions for all elves. Grind half human, half elf fetuses in the fricking garbage disposal. Drown elves in siren infested water. Vaporize elves with dwarf magic. Kick old elves down the fricking stairs. Feed elves to gargoyles. Slice elves in half with a fricking dwarven axe.

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