I've been sticking 30 septims up my butt for the past 11 eras. That's 30 a day, 210 septims a week, 10920 septims a year. To date, that's more than 120120 septims. Eight times the population of Elsweyr. Those septims were in my butt! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my butt septims every day. You pick up my butt septims for good luck. You throw my butt septims in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my butt septims to beggars to buy skooma with. You handle my butt septims every day. All of you! You ALL handle my butt septims! Oh, I'll laugh at you before you can laugh at me. Because your septims have been in my butt.
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