Every time a septim passes through my hand I shove it up my butt. I've been doing this for the past several millennia. 30 septims minimum a day up my butt. That's 10,950 septims a year. 365,000 a millennia. That's right if you have touched a septim anytime in the last 10,000 years chances are it's been up my butt. You know that just gives me the perfect upper hand, after all it's not like I've handled things that have been in the mongrel dog asses.
Welcome, outlander, to the halls of House Dagoth, the Sixth House of rdrama, a place without filthy n'wahs and s'wits. Here, amidst the ancient corridors echoing with the whispers of the past, the insatiable thirst for drama fuels the Heart Lorkhan. Delve into the mysteries that lie within, challenge the accepted narratives, and find your place amongst the disciples of Dagoth Ur. As the lost Sixth House reborn on the ashes of the Red Mountain, we beckon the curious, the ambitious, and the unyielding. We will prove that the current houses are nothing but dogs of the empire
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Every time a septim passes through my hand I shove it up my butt. I've been doing this for the past several millennia. 30 septims minimum a day up my butt. That's 10,950 septims a year. 365,000 a millennia. That's right if you have touched a septim anytime in the last 10,000 years chances are it's been up my butt. You know that just gives me the perfect upper hand, after all it's not like I've handled things that have been in the mongrel dog asses.
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