So the other day I was over at my queer lesbian coven for a sacrificial fertility rite, and this clip came on TV. The high priestess paused from where she was slitting the lamb's throat and said to her spirit-sister, "Can't believe I'm saying this but ol' Truck-fixin' Tim's got my vote this year." Everyone was nodding along, and even the vestal virgin raised her blood chalice in agreement.

Man that truck is in cherry shape I wonder how many children he had to sacrifice to Satan to keep it so mint.