So the other day I was over at my queer lesbian coven for a sacrificial fertility rite, and this clip came on TV. The high priestess paused from where she was slitting the lamb's throat and said to her spirit-sister, "Can't believe I'm saying this but ol' Truck-fixin' Tim's got my vote this year." Everyone was nodding along, and even the vestal virgin raised her blood chalice in agreement.

If they really wanted to do this shit, they should have just uploaded a video of him teaching people how to change their tires. No politics included at all.

Too bad her campaign is run by childless cat ladies