So the other day I was over at my queer lesbian coven for a sacrificial fertility rite, and this clip came on TV. The high priestess paused from where she was slitting the lamb's throat and said to her spirit-sister, "Can't believe I'm saying this but ol' Truck-fixin' Tim's got my vote this year." Everyone was nodding along, and even the vestal virgin raised her blood chalice in agreement.

Walz is actually kind of like this though. He's a long time Minnesota civil servant and a walking ELCA fudd stereotype. He has a dui and most of his net worth is tied up in a teacher's pension. He's like a progressive Sarah Palin, they picked him because he's a semi-authentic normie, so they can milk the shit out of it and any attacks on the authenticity of his schtick look deranged.