Black Panther 2 is the funniest movie I've seen since Black Panther 1

so I was watching BP2 on the first friday of Black History Month. hey, don't judge me, it was a family thing and my phone was dead.

I honestly don't think I've laughed so hard at a movie in a long time, and that includes actual comedy films. Everything is just so r-slurred.

• The main villian is this goofy-butt motherlover with wings on his feet, and you are supposed to think that he is scary or something

• Main character's side-kick is a 19 year old who is vastly smarter than all white people. she invented something for "metallurgy class" and the CIA stole it lmao. then she made her own iron man suit. I shit you not, this is a real character in this movie

• one of the first fight scenes is three black superheroes running away from the police. like, the literal police.

• fighting spear lady from the first one gets her own iron man suit for some reason, and it has fricking dreadlocks lmaooo.

• villian returns to his home on land and just runs into a bunch of slaves and goes into pure incel-rage mode. genuinely hilarious scene. seriously, watch this shit

• at the end of the movie it turns out that black panther had a son he abandoned 🤣

• the white spy guy commited treason against the united states for some fricking reason, when spear lady rescues him she says "a colonizer in chains? ironic"

• also wakanda is revealed to be massive peepees to literally every other country in the world.

there's also, of course, the holdovers from the first movie

• ape guy is back (who thought this was a good idea)

• the herb looks suspiciously like lean

it's also just funny in concept. the entire movie is black cope and seethe the entire way through. everything about wakanda and the black heroes is just an inversion of racist stereotypes cranked up to the extreme.

• Black people are stupid? In Wakanda black people are so smart they make everyone else look stupid in comparison.

• Black people are weak? In Wakanda black people are so powerful that literally the entire earth trembles because of them.

• African art is primitive? In Wakanda african art is in literally all technology, and all ships and shit look like african masks.

Unfortunately I can't recommend it because half the movie was actors boringly sucking their own peepees about Chadwick Boseman dying and how he was so influential etc. Look, nothing against the guy, but when I go out, I'd rather you just throw me in the dumpster than dedicate a terrible capeshit to me.