touch foxglove NOW 
so I was watching BP2 on the first friday of Black History Month. hey, don't judge me, it was a family thing and my phone was dead.
I honestly don't think I've laughed so hard at a movie in a long time, and that includes actual comedy films. Everything is just so r-slurred.
The main villian is this goofy-butt motherlover with wings on his feet, and you are supposed to think that he is scary or something
Main character's side-kick is a 19 year old who is vastly smarter than all white people. she invented something for "metallurgy class" and the CIA stole it lmao. then she made her own iron man suit. I shit you not, this is a real character in this movie
](/images/16754877649671717.webp)
one of the first fight scenes is three black superheroes running away from the police. like, the literal police.
fighting spear lady from the first one gets her own iron man suit for some reason, and it has fricking dreadlocks lmaooo.
villian returns to his home on land and just runs into a bunch of slaves and goes into pure incel-rage mode. genuinely hilarious scene. seriously, watch this shit
at the end of the movie it turns out that black panther had a son he abandoned 🤣
the white spy guy commited treason against the united states for some fricking reason, when spear lady rescues him she says "a colonizer in chains? ironic"
also wakanda is revealed to be massive peepees to literally every other country in the world.
there's also, of course, the holdovers from the first movie
ape guy is back (who thought this was a good idea)
the herb looks suspiciously like lean
it's also just funny in concept. the entire movie is black cope and seethe the entire way through. everything about wakanda and the black heroes is just an inversion of racist stereotypes cranked up to the extreme.
Black people are stupid? In Wakanda black people are so smart they make everyone else look stupid in comparison.
Black people are weak? In Wakanda black people are so powerful that literally the entire earth trembles because of them.
African art is primitive? In Wakanda african art is in literally all technology, and all ships and shit look like african masks.
Unfortunately I can't recommend it because half the movie was actors boringly sucking their own peepees about Chadwick Boseman dying and how he was so influential etc. Look, nothing against the guy, but when I go out, I'd rather you just throw me in the dumpster than dedicate a terrible capeshit to me.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
You're about to get blown the frick out, butthole.
This is hardly the first time a supe movie has capitalized on the intelligent kid trope. Maybe there's some other reason to your disgust...
...aaaand here we are folks. He's purposely mischaracterizing the plot buildup of the U.S. government
not wanting their prized child asset (who by the way is being exploited by the Feds to build incredible technology at little pay) to go on a little trip outside of the country which agreed to and got excited about 
What's wrong with dreadlocks? Oh wait
This was a flashback that didn't just have "slaves" but Spanish conquistadors who were mistreating the slaves. All while his own people were slaughtered. Maybe you can't understand his rage of a lost family because you were dragged kicking and screaming to a nice outing with your family?
His sister was watching his son while he expected to DIE from illness
I'm not sure if you expect him to cough blood all over his son?
"for some fricking reason" He was supposed to inform about contact with Wakanda, and didn't. Your basic failure to catch this shows how you were begging for a minstrel show.
Yes? Every other country blows each other up and wants to kill each other
Wakanda is wise enough not to enable that. Perhaps you'd like to be dropped in with all the other Russian artillery men serving on the front line? 
Literally not a problem? Sadly racist sees what racists does.
See above
Not going to even address this point because you've already proven to write this post in bad faith
Stick to writing code and technical writeups because this was incredibly underwhelming
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
I mean this is just comically villainous and says more about the writers than it does the US government. We're talking about a country that spends trillions on defense, yet we're supposed to believe that they can't even spare a fraction of that to help keep an irreplaceable and invaluable technological asset loyal?
What advantage does the government get from underpaying and exploiting her? The money is a drop in the bucket, it's completely against their best interests. The only reason to include this is for a "we black women is so exploited and unappreciated" narrative. At least have them do something believeable like use the money to manipulate her and her family, or outright threaten her family when bribery fails.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Half our best scientists from the last century were literal Nazis that were given glowie protection, but paying a kween is a step too far
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
I'm gonna say the word, guys.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
No, dont say bird
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
It was kind of you to concede the truth of his conclusion
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
This looks okay to me.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context