remember when Denise Richards played a nuclear physicist named Christmas Jones

and they only did it so they could make terrible puns at the end of the movie

the later brosnan bonds were so bad

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Christmas Jones is the hottest woman I have ever seen and who will ever walk the earth


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Found the guy who wasn't Gong Limaxxing. :marseysmug3:

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She has an onlyfans now. Merry christmas.

She looks like a toad though.

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pierce brosnan had a great look for the part, it sucks they wasted him on terrible movies

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I actually like all Brosnan Bonds, even if GoldenEye is the only truly goood one.

I can view them as products of their time (especially the last one) and find them fun and entertaining,


Speaking of World is not Enough, I really like Bond shooting Elektra, she deserved it but most other films would leave her alive because female villains are treated with kid gloves.

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That's one of the standout moments of the film.

1. Subverted expectations and was relatively brutal.

2. Complex moment for Bond internally, how he views women and his duty (because he viewed her as another damsel in distress)

3. The lead up to it was extremely tense and well executed.

...the scene where he goes OUTSIDE the submarine can go frick itself tho. :marseyyikes:

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Die Another Day is possibly the most r-slurred movie ever (but I love the Madonna song :marseyvibing:)

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no matter how bad a Bond movie is you can always count on the theme song being a banger

:#marseyjamming:

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Until that cute twink Sam Smith cocked up the opening of Spectre with his ridiculously unnecessary high notes and choppy tempo. ESPECIALLY with how good the Skyfall theme was.

I'm glad he lost his mind.

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Moonraker was worse


:#marseyviewerstaretalking:

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ANALYZE THIS

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There are no good bond movies, come at me bro

I can't wait for globo to make bond gay and disabled just to see bond simps Sneed

Fite me

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Die Another Day was on the TV a few nights ago.

The writing in that film was bad as well. Like in the opening sequence, Bond makes two Swiss banker jokes within a minute, as if they want to remind the audience to laugh. Or when MI6 is discussing the super-strong bad guy and out of nowhere, M monologues about taking revenge.

On the upside, Sophie Marceau is pretty good as Elektra King, and Robbie Coltrane's Valentin Zukovsky is a hoot.

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Good call, balanced view of the Brosnan era.

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Honestly, the thing about this role was that it was pretty believable. But this was before science^tm was a thing

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Oof. Yeah. Baaaaad casting choice. There are some great 007 moments in that film (like the final faceoff with Elektra) but all I can think of beyond that is how horrible she was.

...Die Another Day was much MUCH worse.

As a wise biological woman once said "I wouldn't be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again."

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I want Denyise Richards two fwuck mwe two death :marseymidsommarchristian: with a fricking gigantic black :marseyfriedchicken: stwapwon

im literally screaming, Because trans lives matter, motherlover!!!

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:#marseychristmastree:

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