Daily /h/kino kino thread: Godzilla: Final Wars

Arguably the greatest cinematic achievement of all time, Godzilla: Final Wars has absolutely everything one can hope for in a piece of cinema.

There are swordfights against aliens

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Motorcycle chases with guns

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A j-pop race of alien invaders

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Confusing anime battles

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MINILLA who DANCES

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And so many things I can't even find screenshots for like the guy going super saiyan or the scene from the matrix where neo stops the bullets in mid air but this time they're lasers or the 36 on 1 karate fight or the constant continuity errors and things that happen for no reason at all besides that they look cool.

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A timeless masterpiece and the high point of the 00s.

Rate it:

Oh and one time the weird mutant Japanese soldiers kill a giant lobster monster guy and one climbs on top of him and says TOO BAD I'M A VEGETARIAN and blows him up


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I just created !kaijufans for all Godzilla, Mothra, G*mera, or monster fans. Join now!

@carpathianfriendly pls pin.

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Confession: I've never seen a single Godzilla movie

:marseysadge:

selling /h/kino pins for 1k DC!

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You ain't missing much.

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>be me, giant Japanese lizard

That's it: that's the plot.

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Here you go, this all you need to see, this is where kaijushit peaked:

Kong doing that barrel roll for no darn reason was the hardest I've laughed in years.

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I'm watching the latest Law & Order SVU and the r*pe victim was close to refusing to identify the male feminist because it was a BIPOC LOL

The victim's wife (it's a lesbian couple of course :marseyeyeroll:) even went on a spiel about systemic inequities of the criminal justice system

:#marseyextinction:

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SVU is the pinnacle of hangover/sick/late night half awake/lazy Sunday television

The weird leaning hard into wokeshit out of nowhere is part of its charm 🥰


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The funny thing is that it was all mayos and one BIPOC when the detectives were showing the victim the pictures of the potential perps when she couldn't identify him

But in the next scene we find out that the male feminist took off his mask before :hump: so she probably saw his face

And then you immediately get the feeling that it was a :marseyextinction: moment and it turned out really to be one :marseyemojirofl: :marseyemojirofl: :marseyemojirofl: :marseyemojirofl:

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SVU was giga-kino from start to Stabler leaving (I think 2012)

The episode 911 is legit one of the best network tv episodes ever

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/911_(Law_%26_Order:_Special_Victims_Unit)

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I'm gonna catch flack for this, but I HATED Final Wars. No character growth, stupid story, nowhere near enough screentime per monster.

Give me Godzilla vs Biollante any day of the week.

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SELF PIN :hammer:

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>Go to /h/kino

>It's all 2024 front-of-Netflix slop

Oh, uh, heh, I appreciate the irony. Heh.

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found the incel

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Holy fricking that guitar slay when Gozira bird comes in :#mysides:

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The entire OST is like 70s porno jams or generic heavy rock or weird orchestral nonsense

It really is a perfect movie


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The OST was partly done by Keith Emerson of ELP fame in two weeks time

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Movie night?

Gotta see if don Frye punches a Godzilla in this

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PS archive.org has it

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i love you carp

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I watched godzilla minus one recently

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How is it?


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It was decent imo, sometimes the way godzilla moves was a bit stiff, but overall I liked it.

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Is gojira minus one out on torrents yet???

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They should have the lizard do cocauone and it's called Cocaine Lizard Godzilla

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