starring Sydney Sweeny 
and Dakota Johnson is predictably terrible 
. Not even the shills are praising it.
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i dont like it
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Cute twink
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Add a bouncing bussy instead
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I remember seeing this gif for the fricking first time on Newgrounds in like 2004. I think I still remember the fricking flash and could find it right now. God bless Newgrounds.
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https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/65001
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Finally! thanks carp. I could've used this for so many /h/Glory posts
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There was this funny story about how apparently Sweeney thought she was joining the MCU and fired her agent after the movie finished filming
These whores haven't read a comic book in their entire life
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Feels a bit like a marketing story
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It's funny so I choose to believe it's real. Also, how is it marketing the movie? Like the implication is that it's shit and so she's mad her agent convinced her to do the movie.
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I think they're going for a sort of meme marketing where they recognize it's bad and maybe get people to watch it ironically. Give it a "so bad it's good" shlock vibe.
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Didn't work for morbius, surely they wouldn't make the same mistake twice
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She couldn't really contain her dislike during the 50 Shades junkets, so I think she might just not be good at selling shit films.
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From what little I've seen, Dakota Johnson's press tour has been basically her saying, with barely any subtext, that the film is bad and she hates it.
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Reading a comic book isn't something to be proud of, I would find them less attractive if they actually had
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This is nerd erasure
Also if your job is to star in a comic book movie, you should at least read some to get a sense of it.
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Uh oh. Detecting a little wrong think.
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There's been some bangers with female directors. Not sure if any of them count as “action” movies. America psycho is a classic that most guys love
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Katherine Bigelow has made absolute kino. The difference is "female director" wasn't a selling point of her movie, so she actually had to make it good
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Point Break
Zero Dark Thirty
The Hurt Locket
K 19
Very solid creds.
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The Hurt Locket sounds like a Hallmark Movie.
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It's something like that.
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The matrix. A certified female directed classic
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Trans women are WOMEN chud
Don't misgender them again
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The films that have a bunch of [identity group] for the purpose of promoting that identity group are the horrible ones. I can't think of a single film like that that was even accidentally halfway good.
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Does Barbie count? I haven't watched it but heard it was decent
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No because that was secretly about Ken
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It's pretty bad and very much written by a women because the movie 3rd act is just rambling monologues
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Barbie is a bad film. The script is incoherent and half the messages it tries to get across are utterly undermined by thr way they're presented. Also it stole its ending from Evangelion.
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Watch films by Lynne Ramsay.
!kino.
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Who know Ezra was method acting the whole time.
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I WANT TO PROVE THE WRONG THINK WRONG BUT I DON'T HAVE A SOURCE
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I have already seen both actresses naked. There is no point in seeing this movie
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Women like Sweeny deserve to exploit every scrote out of their money and live a lavish without even recognizing their existence. It is only fair and just
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Imagine how much sweeney could make if she had only fans and twitch.
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She has nice boobs
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Snapshots:
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archive.ph (click to archive)
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I still can't get over the fact that they hired the Morbius guys to do another film. Maybe it was contractually obligated, but at that point it would be cheaper to hire a pair of hitmen to terminate those guys and the contract with them.
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In the comics Madam Web is a crippled blind old woman, but in the movie they have a young woman who can walk and see. Sounds like ableism and ageism to me.
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I get it's Sony and they have to scrape the bottom of the barrel for characters due to licensing, but it's so bizarre they take this who? character and then do some bland, by the numbers movie with them.
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