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Coomer capeshit :marseysociety2: starring Sydney Sweeny :marseybikini: and Dakota Johnson is predictably terrible :marseyghostbored:. Not even the shills are praising it.

https://old.reddit.com/r/boxoffice/comments/1apn7zq/first_reaction_to_madame_web_is_mixed_to_bad/

								

								

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That being said, does anyone remember the name for the bikini girl emoji we had? It was animated (girl in bikini jumping up and down with tits bouncing) and had the old video game animation look to it. I can't seem to find it with any of the keywords like tits or boobs :marseyannoyed:.

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There was this funny story about how apparently Sweeney thought she was joining the MCU and fired her agent after the movie finished filming :marseyxd:

These whores haven't read a comic book in their entire life

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There was this funny story about how apparently Sweeney thought she was joining the MCU and fired her agent after the movie finished filming.

Feels a bit like a marketing story :marseysquint:.

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It's funny so I choose to believe it's real. Also, how is it marketing the movie? Like the implication is that it's shit and so she's mad her agent convinced her to do the movie.

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I think they're going for a sort of meme marketing where they recognize it's bad and maybe get people to watch it ironically. Give it a "so bad it's good" shlock vibe.

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Didn't work for morbius, surely they wouldn't make the same mistake twice :marseyclueless:

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She couldn't really contain her dislike during the 50 Shades junkets, so I think she might just not be good at selling shit films.

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From what little I've seen, Dakota Johnson's press tour has been basically her saying, with barely any subtext, that the film is bad and she hates it.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17078399112469323.webp

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Reading a comic book isn't something to be proud of, I would find them less attractive if they actually had

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This is nerd erasure :marseyangrygamer:

Also if your job is to star in a comic book movie, you should at least read some to get a sense of it.

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