Just when you thought they couldn't ruin Lord of the Rings anymore.

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These guys are not writing anything. They're just ripping pages out of a copy of the Lord of the Rings and throwing darts at them. "Hey Pat, what name did it land on this time?" "Tom... Bobmadul?" "Great, that's our new character for this episode!"

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Peter Jackson should have made the Forest/Bombadil part and the Scouring of the Shire and then released them as a double coda. Two hour-long films. Everyone would know where they fitted.

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herd of midgets fighting orcs dressed as normal people

a silly man singing and talking to a tree

Can you see how these two scenes may have been cool on paper, but visually would be very silly?

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We need mo money for dem rangz

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THIS IS YOU.

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Holy based

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:marseypaperbagmakeup:

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How much you wanna bet Goldberry is gonna be black?

:!#marseythegrey: :!#marseykween:

Or they'll make Tom gay.

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I hope he gives birth to himself 5 times in a row again.

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Better than fricking a pig for an hour.

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I listened to the LOTR audio book and skipped the parts where Bombadil is singing because he's such a cute twink

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Filtered

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The worst thing jrrrrrrrr token ever did was make it normal to insert dumb songs and poems into fantasy.

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TH White's The Once and Future King did it first

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Either Shakespeare or someone soon after him did it to Macbeth first.

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Truly the worst legacy of the British.

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!chuds This Old-Man Willow doesn't respect this absolute kino :marseychudjamming:

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Lmao is there anything that doesn't get more seasons these days?

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Shows generally have 2 seasons no matter what unless they have absolutely garbage ratings and/or there's some kind of disruption (actor-director-personel drama, some kind of controversy, external production financial issues). It's some kind of weird convoluted production woo woo rule that I can't remember but swear is real and you should believe me because.

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I think its contract stuff. you lock in everybody for time. So you dont end up in situation where people move to other projects when show is hit.

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Amazon spent so much on the rights to LotR that they have to keep making new series whether we like it or not.

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We could have gotten despair kino with Children of Hurin or House of Faenor chudding out but nah. :marseyindignant:

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I mean, at this point the winning move is to make the show as stupid and infuriating as possible. Get people to open up amazon video to hate watch and then maybe they'll watch Invincible while they're there.

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Or spend some of the budget on a capable scriptwriter and get rid of the high school drama production vibe.

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BOOOO:#marseybooing:

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The fricking hobbits, I can barely watch their scenes.

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Just found out Raised by Wolves kino cancelled smh.

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TOM BOMBADIL :#soyjakwow:

!bookworms

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Tom Benzedrine and Hashberry!

:#marseypills:

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Tom Benadryl

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Nice cozy interior design. I would gladly spend a Weekend there, as long as the price is reasonable.

Although with the lack of windows it doesn't look like a good place to be outside of summer.

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Noo you're supposed to be mad!!!!

:marseyrage: :marseyrage: :marseyrage:

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I wanted to comment how generic it looks, but then I realized how much it reminds me of interior design magazine photos.

This show is so irrelevant getting upset over it is giving it much more attention than it deserves. I don't think I know a single person even mildly interested in season 2.

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oh lawd dem rangz

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Doesn't this incel shit ever get tiring? Like we can all tell it's not a larp in this case. How are you not exhausted by all of this?

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