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Weekly What are you watching thread #6

I personally didn't watch much this week. Though I did sit out on the patio watching the sunset with some cigars and some miller high life :marseyboomer:


!kino What have you been watching? :marseyprojection:

@Aevann please pin :marseybegging:

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This weekend I was on a shit scifi bender, dragged the rating slider to 5+ and watched these

  • Twister - good 7/10

  • The cloverfield paradox - paradox/10 = shit

  • The Core 2003 - 10/10 campy shit

  • 65 - Meh 6/10

  • Meg 2 The trench - 5/10 worse than original Meg

  • Underwater - 6/10 - didn't like butch lesbian bella but overall ok

  • Predators - neighbor its just like that survival tv shows

  • Geostorm - 8/10 everything happens fast and ends fast

Pending

  • Solaris

  • Red Planet

  • Jupiter Ascending

  • Melancholia

  • Knowing

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Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes: kino/10 because POTA is fun

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I watched the original two movies a while back and the second one was so weird.

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I watched the Charleston Heston OG that ended with the Statue of Liberty.

Then I saw the Tim Burton slice of shit.

Everything after and including the James Franco POTA was !kino.

!kino !burgers !chuds if I had a gun with 1000 bullets and was in the room with Hitler, Stalin, Andrew Lloyd Webber, and Tim Burton:

I would shoot Tim Burton 501 times and Andrew Lloyd Webber 499 times.

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Idk, I only ever watched the first two movies from like 1970 or whatever, the first one was nice, second one was pretty bad. Was planning to watch the newer movies for some time now, but havent yet.

I dont think I have ever seen a good movie made by tim burton, so Im not surprised the movie sucked. Idk why some people hype that neighbor so much.

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Newer ones are pretty :marseymid:. Barely any romance too.

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>Barely any romance too.

Disappointing lack of monkeys bangin'.

:donkeykongsad2:

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Yea but Ill probably watch them anyway. I dont really have any expectations tbh, so Ipl think Ill enjoy them.

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The true sequel to POTA was Spaceballs.

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Shut up b-word.

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https://media.tenor.com/y6dQLH0YRhwAAAAx/ford-westworld.webp

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Tim Burton made the films Ed Wood and Frankenweenie. Andrew Lloyd Weber did CAts, which is a terrible music I love and gave us this.

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It was way better than I thought.


:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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The Core is great because it's like Armageddon but they go the other direction

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Movies about the center of the earth are only kino if it's filled with dinosaurs


:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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I was surprised they were able to get the camera inside the mantle/core to give wide angle shots of the core ship when inside. great achievement

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The Core is the GOAT bad science movie. Fight me :marseypunching:

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Nah, The day after tomorrow is GOAT Core is next

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https://media.tenor.com/PQSlbWHtfLcAAAAx/bonk-bunny.webp

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Why are you watching really bad movies?

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I am a scifi whore and there havent been any good scifi recently (watched the good ones) and im left with these :marseysadge:

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worse than original Meg

And still gets a 5/10?

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as i said its relative, a 10/10 shit scifi is the day after tomorrow, meg is 7/10 for a shit scifi

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lol Geostorm was an 8? I guess I'll give that garbage a try.

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my ratings are relative, ie its 8/10 for a shit scifi movie

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Which means it's great! :marseycool:

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Solaris

Which version? Hopefully not Hollywood slop?

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Clooney one, not watched yet

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