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Weekly What are you watching thread #6

I personally didn't watch much this week. Though I did sit out on the patio watching the sunset with some cigars and some miller high life :marseyboomer:


!kino What have you been watching? :marseyprojection:

@Aevann please pin :marseybegging:

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This weekend I was on a shit scifi bender, dragged the rating slider to 5+ and watched these

  • Twister - good 7/10

  • The cloverfield paradox - paradox/10 = shit

  • The Core 2003 - 10/10 campy shit

  • 65 - Meh 6/10

  • Meg 2 The trench - 5/10 worse than original Meg

  • Underwater - 6/10 - didn't like butch lesbian bella but overall ok

  • Predators - neighbor its just like that survival tv shows

  • Geostorm - 8/10 everything happens fast and ends fast

Pending

  • Solaris

  • Red Planet

  • Jupiter Ascending

  • Melancholia

  • Knowing

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The Core is great because it's like Armageddon but they go the other direction

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Movies about the center of the earth are only kino if it's filled with dinosaurs


:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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I was surprised they were able to get the camera inside the mantle/core to give wide angle shots of the core ship when inside. great achievement

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The Core is the GOAT bad science movie. Fight me :marseypunching:

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Nah, The day after tomorrow is GOAT Core is next

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Why are you watching really bad movies?

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I am a scifi whore and there havent been any good scifi recently (watched the good ones) and im left with these :marseysadge:

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Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes: kino/10 because POTA is fun

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I watched the original two movies a while back and the second one was so weird.

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I watched the Charleston Heston OG that ended with the Statue of Liberty.

Then I saw the Tim Burton slice of shit.

Everything after and including the James Franco POTA was !kino.

!kino !burgers !chuds if I had a gun with 1000 bullets and was in the room with Hitler, Stalin, Andrew Lloyd Webber, and Tim Burton:

I would shoot Tim Burton 501 times and Andrew Lloyd Webber 499 times.

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Idk, I only ever watched the first two movies from like 1970 or whatever, the first one was nice, second one was pretty bad. Was planning to watch the newer movies for some time now, but havent yet.

I dont think I have ever seen a good movie made by tim burton, so Im not surprised the movie sucked. Idk why some people hype that neighbor so much.

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Newer ones are pretty :marseymid:. Barely any romance too.

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>Barely any romance too.

Disappointing lack of monkeys bangin'.

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Yea but Ill probably watch them anyway. I dont really have any expectations tbh, so Ipl think Ill enjoy them.

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The true sequel to POTA was Spaceballs.

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Shut up b-word.

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Tim Burton made the films Ed Wood and Frankenweenie. Andrew Lloyd Weber did CAts, which is a terrible music I love and gave us this.

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It was way better than I thought.


:chad!black2: :marseybear::marseyrefrigerator:

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worse than original Meg

And still gets a 5/10?

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as i said its relative, a 10/10 shit scifi is the day after tomorrow, meg is 7/10 for a shit scifi

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lol Geostorm was an 8? I guess I'll give that garbage a try.

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my ratings are relative, ie its 8/10 for a shit scifi movie

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Which means it's great! :marseycool:

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Solaris

Which version? Hopefully not Hollywood slop?

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Clooney one, not watched yet

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I'm looking forward to arcane 2 !metashit does anyone remember who that guy was that was drawing jinx decapitating trump and biden here?

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Of course. I still follow Jinxthinker's life more closely than my family.

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Why did he leave the site?

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the capy added an anime banner or whatever, and as it's known anime=pedophilia, which an adult woman lover like jinxthinker can't tolerate :jinxthinkerhesright:

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Was that actually the reason? @Dramamine pls share the official jinxthinker lore

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Yeah. That's what made him spaz out and declare a fatwa on drama for good


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It's funny that he hates X (formerly chiobu) and not anime king Chapose :marseykneel:

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He got some literal paranoid schizophrenic theory that we're all pedos working for @Xaviera who is the chief libertarian. He still rants about us in his videos sometimes.

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How could we forget?

I mean i forgot about arcane until literally just now because it's been years and I assume it was canceled but still @jinxthinker is a og

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  • olympics breakdancing and the thing with the hulhoops and balls (I rlllyyy don't get this one)

  • love is blind UK and love is blind MEX (im starting to get bored of the franchise tho, they're dropping too many)

  • kardashians on hulu, catching up w the new season.

  • world war 2 in color

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kardashians on hulu, catching up w the new season

y tho

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boredom

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im literally screaming, Watch paint dry deadass

More entertaining than the cumwhore and her incestuous family fr

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wait omg who fricked who?

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um keep yourself safe BIPOC

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I found the first season of the twlight zone on archive.org

https://archive.org/details/the-twilight-zone-1959-s-01-e-00-original-pilot

That what I'm watching.

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It was okay. They were trying to do that single actor in one location talking to people elsewhere thing like Pontypool or something. You could tell the writer was running out of ideas by the end of the film though and it felt like it was getting stretched out and needlessly vague and I don't like open to interpretation endings.

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Someone else has seen Monolith!

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I'm considering watching "inside job" with my dad. Is it good?

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No

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No, only because it was cancelled. Great show


:!marseybooba:

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It's aight. :marseyshrug:

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You

:#marseybinos:


:#marseydisintegrate: :!#marseyflamewar::space::!marseyagree:

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Feel like I missed out on a lot of great kino because 7 years ago I got addicted to having endless one-night stands so I felt like a loser if I wasn't out fricking and then I got married and my wife only likes kdramas.

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my wife only likes kdramas

It's tragic that she's wasted on you. :marseysmughipskorean:

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:marseylaughpoundfist:

Everyone come laugh at the r-slurred slut!

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Lately I'm watching a lot of Family Guy.

And by watching I mean having it run on my second screen as background noise. I don't even remember half of the episodes but it is goated.

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Modern :marseywarhol: Marvels 24/7 channel.

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Gilmore Girls and a shitload of youtube


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r u a dean or a jess girly?

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i'm honestly kinda frustrated by the "previously on" stuff. keep in mind, this is my first time watching. but we're deep into the second-to-last season and "Previously on...." it shows like five clips of Jess and it's like GEE I WONDER IF JESS IS GONNA MAKE A SURPRISE APPEARANCE


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Where are you watching it? most streaming services have a skip recap option nowadays.

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I don't miss that part from olden TV. I'm watching The Next Generation and I've noticed how much Picard has to recap stuff that happened BEFORE A COMMERCIAL BREAK

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Thanks @Aevann :capyheartlove::capyheartlove::capyheartlove:

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np sweety

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Trap - not enough happens, and there's too much of Shymalan's daughter in it. Not good.

Ezra - divorced dad wish fulfilment. Schmaltzy but the odd moment of humour, but still pretty intolerable

The Bikeriders - really liked it, it was less a narrative and more a snapshot of a group of men sharing a hobby as that hobby grew out of their control. Terrific performances.

Taskmaster NZ Season 5, first two episodes - one of the contestants won't be in the studio episodes, apparently any of them, which undermines the format, but it's still a great format well-executed. Plus one of the most awesome things ever televised happens in the second episode.

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one of the contestants won't be in the studio episodes, apparently any of them, which undermines the format

Do they at least have a stand-in half-assedly pretending to be the contestant?

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Previous contestants, which is nice at least. Also, unlike the couple of times the UK version has had to do it the replacement contestant brings in their own prize for the prize task rather than having to sell the original competitor's prize for them.

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psych.

@FormerLurKONG

>Though I did sit out on the patio watching the sunset with some cigars

what cigar?

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Texas Lancero

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Watched Crimson tide and Beverly hills cop this week.

Crimson tide was a great thriller. 8/10. Great submarine scenes. Fun plot, Interesting characters. The only thing that bothered me, is that I don't think that Russian ICBMs require fueling - afaik all ICBMs still in action have solid fuel motors, so they require almost zero prep for lift-off. But that's not a big complaint.

Beverly hills cop disappointed me however. I just didn't find it that funny or interesting. Outside of like 2 funny scenes the entire thing was incredibly dull. I'm wondering if that's just the movie showing its age - maybe it was great for the time, but by now everything it tried to do was done way better by somebody else - or if maybe this type of movie is just not for me. 4/10. Kino music though.

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Crimson tide

More like 10/10. It's too bad audiences are too dumb these days to make a movie where there's a conflict between two good people who mean well.

I don't think that Russian ICBMs require fueling - afaik all ICBMs still in action have solid fuel motors, so they require almost zero prep for lift-off.

I just looked this up and I was surprised to find the Russians are still using a lot of liquid-fueled missiles. Back in the 1960s they were using liquid oxygen, which you can't keep in the rocket long because it boils off. Now they've got liquid fuel that can be kept in the rocket for "long periods" but I don't know how long that is. IIRC since it's corrosive you can't leave it in there forever. So maybe there would be some missiles that are left empty until there's some crisis where they expect nuclear war. :marseyshrug: But yeah, it's probably just a plot device for the movie.

Beverly hills cop disappointed me... now everything it tried to do was done way better by somebody else

That's exactly the impression I got. Even just a few years later there was Lethal Weapon which I think is the same basic concept but done better.

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True detective :marseydetective:

Bussin

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Tour de France documentary show on the Netflix.

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:#marseyslipperyslope:

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Watched Clifford (1994) with Martin Short & Charles Grodin. Was pretty goofy. Was about a 5/10. Mostly just funny to see Short play a 10yr old while 40yrs old, himself. Have been watching a bunch of Jiminy Glick interviews after knowing next to nothing about Martin Short so I guess I'm learning what his style of comedy is a bit. Not the worst thing.

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