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BORDERLANDS film to post 4 million USD opening from 3,125 locations : Borderlands

https://old.reddit.com/r/Borderlands/comments/1epjj5p/borderlands_film_to_post_4_million_usd_opening/

								

								

Seems even the chuds and progs agree the movie is shit

It cost around $115 million to make so you need at least double that to break even lmao they are so screwed

oh and some redditor cope cause they are doormats

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33 points 9 hours ago

If only we could have foreseen this, who would have known that a badly cast Guardians of the Galaxy ripoff with cringe writing wouldn't be popular with Borderlands fans or ANYONE.

The Borderlands games are very well known for their cringe writing. Was it just too much to bear this time?

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g*mers can put up with cliche shit by mashing a to skip cutscenes to get their sweet sweet dopamine hits. probably doesn't work the same for movies

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I think g*mers just have very low standards for writing and story. There's maybe a dozen games with somewhat decent stories that have ever been made.

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Any ones with decent stories you recommend?

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@CursedDANKmemes Marsey dating game :marseyagreesuperspeed:

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Return of the Obra Dinn.

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Planescape: Torment is fricking generally regarded by true connoisseurs to be the fricking best written game of all time.

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All that jerking over Snoy games confirms it.

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No @Chris_Pratts_Hairy_C*nt is right, g*mers just skip through stories, as evidence from your post here.

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gaymers who bought the last 2 shitty games I assume

BL1 imo has a decent enough premise and tone it could have made for a good movie. but corpos and hollywood ruin everything :marseyrain:

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I wouldn't know, I played borderlands 2 for about 3 hours before I got fed up with the irritating characters and the godawful dialogue.

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did you play when it came out? Cause I feel like this is the equivalent to saying rage comics are cringe now

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Rage comics are cringe tho (and always have been (except trollface (used ironically)))

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You had to be there bro

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The genre blend obsession of the 360 era was crazy, puzzle quest is still GOATED

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