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BORDERLANDS film to post 4 million USD opening from 3,125 locations : Borderlands

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Seems even the chuds and progs agree the movie is shit

It cost around $115 million to make so you need at least double that to break even lmao they are so screwed

oh and some redditor cope cause they are doormats

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Not based on a real game but y'all forgetting about G*mer :marseyindignant:

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Existenz is the best film about videogames

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Check out Avalon (2001)

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Can't believe I'd not heard of that before, I really like Oshii

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G*mer was arguably of the best motion pictures of the 21st century, and Definitely best scifi film of literally all time, and I dont get why literally no one mentions it more, and Probably bc its a little controversial/goes against establishment narratives

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it's just a shittier TAG, which is a goated Nipponese film

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Tag was alright, not one of Sion Sono's best though

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that's because Sion Sono is goated when he's not out there being a male feminist

I enjoyed TAG quite a bit

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right, it's telling that the fallout show is one of the best examples of vidya adaptations lol

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What others are there :marseyshrug: Sonic the Hedgehog... Mario... I'm drawing a blank :marseygiveup:


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Valve made a TF2 pilot for Adult Swim

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>we could've gotten a tf2 adult swim series :marseytf2scout:

More proof we're in the bad timeline :marseysigh: !g*mers !kino


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The proof is we got Hitler, Stalin, and Mao when we could have easily gotten Hindenburg, Kamenev, and Zhou Enlai !historychads

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@kaamrev's not that bad :marseyshrug:

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we could have easily gotten Hindenburg

But we got Dementia Daddy (Prussian) in real life :marseyconfused: :marseyconfused2:

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I miss Valve's sfm :marseysad:


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misinformation

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Ummm... maybe Streetfighter (1994)? :marseysmughipskorean:

It's unironically a good movie. I don't mean a "good bad movie" I mean it's actually a good movie. Obviously it's a bit simple because it's made for kids, but Van Damme in this speech displays a more mature understanding of international relations than the tards running the "New World Order" (USA, Europe) in 1994. I'm not saying "unironically" ironically, I sincerely believe this. And I never even played the game except in the arcade.

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:marseyagreefast: great children's film

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oh that's true, the Mario movie was surprisingly good

from google I see Arcane, Grand Turismo, Warcraft, Detective Pikachu, Castlevania, and Tomb Raider

Though I'm not sure I'd call any of those faithful adaptations, more spinoffs

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Castlevania was about as accurate as you can make with the thin plot.


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>Arcane

Supposedly good but League sucks

>Grand Turismo

Bad

>Warcraft

Bad

>Detective Pikachu

Mid

>Castlevania

Bad

>Tomb Raider

Not out yet, will likely be bad :marseythumbsup:


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Castlevania was awesome

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idk man all those movies were well liked by their respective community, maybe you just hate vidya?

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Neighbor, no one liked the Warcraft movie.

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https://old.reddit.com/r/wow/comments/15hdltf/warcraft_the_movie_was_actually_really_good/

https://old.reddit.com/r/wow/comments/1auzuat/is_the_warcraft_movie_good/

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I know reddit soys will defend literally anything but it at least got an alright score from the general audience

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I didn't like it but I wish I did

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It was meant to be a trilogy, It's been almost 10 years, no sequel in sight. People have been asking for a warcraft movie every time a new expansion cinematic releases, and make it a point to mention they don't want it to be like the one movie they got.

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I actually liked it.

I wouldn't call it "really good" but it was fun and I liked it.

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It was a CGI milestone: it was the first movie where the CGI characters were better actors than the live action characters

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I do but also I'm right. Pretty sure the GT movie was lambasted on release (i don't remember it coming out at all :marseyshrug:)


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it's got a 98% audience score which is insane. I haven't heard anyone in the motorsport or sim racing scene complain about it, just recommend :marseyshrug:

I guess I'll have to watch it myself then

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Theres also a far cry movie

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I liked Gran Turismo quite a bit, but it's easily the least vidya movie out of all of these, since it's literally based on the story of a real racing driver who just happened to start out from playing racing games and then won the GT Academy contest. It's like a solid racing movie that has some gaming plot points and visuals/camera angles. Do recommend.

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Would cyber punk count?

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Same situation as arcane


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:#marseythinkorino:

Fair.

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Unironically Angry Birds

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That 2018 Tomb Raider one was okay until it became apparentl they ripped out all the supernatural elements

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League of Legends slop was pretty good. I think dota series was okey.

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Resident Evil!

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reading zootopia WHAT? :marseyshook:


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What? I'm talking about https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resident_Evil_(film) with Milla Jovovich, soundtrack by Marilyn Manson, and apparently it stayed relatively true to the source material which made it one of the most logical movies ever.

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Battleship?

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i liked the fallout show :marseyshrug:

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I did too. but it's unrecognizable from anything before FO4 is all

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can you give me an example? I just started playing FO1 (on 2 engine) and dont know the lore

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well not getting into how a vault in fricking LA wasn't raided by the master aside, the whole sequence getting to the vault door was much more like the intro to 4. In the other games it was mostly a similar vault room that led into a cave. Just the general aesthetics were also like copy pasted from 4/76

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I didnt like the fallout show. Too many stupid plot points.

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who asked for this?

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If only we could have foreseen this, who would have known that a badly cast Guardians of the Galaxy ripoff with cringe writing wouldn't be popular with Borderlands fans or ANYONE.

The Borderlands games are very well known for their cringe writing. Was it just too much to bear this time?

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gaymers who bought the last 2 shitty games I assume

BL1 imo has a decent enough premise and tone it could have made for a good movie. but corpos and hollywood ruin everything :marseyrain:

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I wouldn't know, I played borderlands 2 for about 3 hours before I got fed up with the irritating characters and the godawful dialogue.

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did you play when it came out? Cause I feel like this is the equivalent to saying rage comics are cringe now

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Rage comics are cringe tho (and always have been (except trollface (used ironically)))

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You had to be there bro

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The genre blend obsession of the 360 era was crazy, puzzle quest is still GOATED

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g*mers can put up with cliche shit by mashing a to skip cutscenes to get their sweet sweet dopamine hits. probably doesn't work the same for movies

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I think g*mers just have very low standards for writing and story. There's maybe a dozen games with somewhat decent stories that have ever been made.

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All that jerking over Snoy games confirms it.

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Any ones with decent stories you recommend?

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Return of the Obra Dinn.

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@CursedDANKmemes Marsey dating game :marseyagreesuperspeed:

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Planescape: Torment is fricking generally regarded by true connoisseurs to be the fricking best written game of all time.

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No @Chris_Pratts_Hairy_C*nt is right, g*mers just skip through stories, as evidence from your post here.

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They made less than 1k per location....

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government school mathematics training strikes agin.

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I was church schooled

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and look what kind of education you got, from a church government education! Terrible!

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:marseymath#:

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Once you figure it out let me know

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A Borderlands movie didn't make sense to me, the story never seemed all that enthralling imo, and the fanbase doesn't seem strong enough to drive people to the theaters.

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Borderlands 1 was a masterpiece when it came out, even two was pretty fun but you can't do that much works building before a comedy mad max becomes lame.


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borderlands 3 sub? that makes sense as it's the worst of the mainline series by far.

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Hollywood deserves this for green lighting shit

Borderlands fans deserve this in general

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It made 8.8mil domestic and 7.7 overseas. 4mil was just the Thursday/Friday numbers, not the weekend gross. Borderlands fans confirmed r-slurred.

https://x.com/Variety/status/1822783381895278628

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Noone would see that picture and then be like 'oh heck yeah Im gonna watch this!'

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>ermmm actually it did 10% of its budget!!! Owned!!!

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Im saying Borderlands fans are r-slurred for not understanding what an opening gross is, not that its a good box office you dumb b-word

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Kind of proving your point huh

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No, thats exactly what I said in my original comment you're just illiterate :marseysatisfied: :marseyblep3:

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I'm proving you right by being r-slurred

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Ohhhh :marseyteehee:

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I know but those are still abysmal numbers

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The costumes and set look like they clearly cost a lot of money and yet still look like total shit. Kind of impressive, honestly.

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I did not know this was out or even that it was being made.

I bet the studio really believes in it and is spending a ton on advertising. :marseylaughpoundfist:

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What's up with trying to make grannies action stars

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Maybe they figured that if it worked for Michelle Yeoh it will work with any old woman. Totally not understanding that she was fricking already one of the fricking biggest action stars in the fricking world in the fricking 1980s-1990s.

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Your story hit me very hard Gabby. I'm a 28 yo guy who didn't think he can get affected by stories like this but I haven't slept the past 3 nights and can't do anything productive seeing your face crying for help but no one around to save you everywhere I go.

Snapshots:

https://old.reddit.com/r/Borderlands/comments/1epjj5p/borderlands_film_to_post_4_million_usd_opening/:

and progs:

some redditor cope:

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