https://old.reddit.com/r/Borderlands/comments/1epjj5p/borderlands_film_to_post_4_million_usd_opening/
Seems even the chuds and progs agree the movie is shit
It cost around $115 million to make so you need at least double that to break even lmao they are so screwed
oh and some redditor cope cause they are doormats
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
!g*mers
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Not based on a real game but y'all forgetting about G*mer
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Existenz is the best film about videogames
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Check out Avalon (2001)
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Can't believe I'd not heard of that before, I really like Oshii
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
G*mer was arguably of the best motion pictures of the 21st century, and Definitely best scifi film of literally all time, and I dont get why literally no one mentions it more, and Probably bc its a little controversial/goes against establishment narratives
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
it's just a shittier TAG, which is a goated Nipponese film
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Tag was alright, not one of Sion Sono's best though
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
that's because Sion Sono is goated when he's not out there being a male feminist
I enjoyed TAG quite a bit
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
right, it's telling that the fallout show is one of the best examples of vidya adaptations lol
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
What others are there Sonic the Hedgehog... Mario... I'm drawing a blank
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Valve made a TF2 pilot for Adult Swim
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More proof we're in the bad timeline !g*mers !kino
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
The proof is we got Hitler, Stalin, and Mao when we could have easily gotten Hindenburg, Kamenev, and Zhou Enlai !historychads
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
@kaamrev's not that bad
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
But we got Dementia Daddy (Prussian) in real life
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
I miss Valve's sfm
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
misinformation
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
Ummm... maybe Streetfighter (1994)?
It's unironically a good movie. I don't mean a "good bad movie" I mean it's actually a good movie. Obviously it's a bit simple because it's made for kids, but Van Damme in this speech displays a more mature understanding of international relations than the tards running the "New World Order" (USA, Europe) in 1994. I'm not saying "unironically" ironically, I sincerely believe this. And I never even played the game except in the arcade.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
great children's film
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
oh that's true, the Mario movie was surprisingly good
from google I see Arcane, Grand Turismo, Warcraft, Detective Pikachu, Castlevania, and Tomb Raider
Though I'm not sure I'd call any of those faithful adaptations, more spinoffs
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Castlevania was about as accurate as you can make with the thin plot.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
Supposedly good but League sucks
Bad
Bad
Mid
Bad
Not out yet, will likely be bad
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Castlevania was awesome
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
idk man all those movies were well liked by their respective community, maybe you just hate vidya?
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Neighbor, no one liked the Warcraft movie.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
https://old.reddit.com/r/wow/comments/15hdltf/warcraft_the_movie_was_actually_really_good/
https://old.reddit.com/r/wow/comments/1auzuat/is_the_warcraft_movie_good/
I know reddit soys will defend literally anything but it at least got an alright score from the general audience
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
I didn't like it but I wish I did
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
It was meant to be a trilogy, It's been almost 10 years, no sequel in sight. People have been asking for a warcraft movie every time a new expansion cinematic releases, and make it a point to mention they don't want it to be like the one movie they got.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
I actually liked it.
I wouldn't call it "really good" but it was fun and I liked it.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
It was a CGI milestone: it was the first movie where the CGI characters were better actors than the live action characters
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
I do but also I'm right. Pretty sure the GT movie was lambasted on release (i don't remember it coming out at all )
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
it's got a 98% audience score which is insane. I haven't heard anyone in the motorsport or sim racing scene complain about it, just recommend
I guess I'll have to watch it myself then
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
Theres also a far cry movie
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
I liked Gran Turismo quite a bit, but it's easily the least vidya movie out of all of these, since it's literally based on the story of a real racing driver who just happened to start out from playing racing games and then won the GT Academy contest. It's like a solid racing movie that has some gaming plot points and visuals/camera angles. Do recommend.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
Would cyber punk count?
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Same situation as arcane
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Fair.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
Unironically Angry Birds
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
That 2018 Tomb Raider one was okay until it became apparentl they ripped out all the supernatural elements
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
League of Legends slop was pretty good. I think dota series was okey.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
Resident Evil!
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
reading zootopia WHAT?
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
What? I'm talking about https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resident_Evil_(film) with Milla Jovovich, soundtrack by Marilyn Manson, and apparently it stayed relatively true to the source material which made it one of the most logical movies ever.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
Battleship?
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
i liked the fallout show
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
I did too. but it's unrecognizable from anything before FO4 is all
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
can you give me an example? I just started playing FO1 (on 2 engine) and dont know the lore
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
well not getting into how a vault in fricking LA wasn't raided by the master aside, the whole sequence getting to the vault door was much more like the intro to 4. In the other games it was mostly a similar vault room that led into a cave. Just the general aesthetics were also like copy pasted from 4/76
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
I didnt like the fallout show. Too many stupid plot points.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
who asked for this?
The Borderlands games are very well known for their cringe writing. Was it just too much to bear this time?
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
gaymers who bought the last 2 shitty games I assume
BL1 imo has a decent enough premise and tone it could have made for a good movie. but corpos and hollywood ruin everything
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
I wouldn't know, I played borderlands 2 for about 3 hours before I got fed up with the irritating characters and the godawful dialogue.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
did you play when it came out? Cause I feel like this is the equivalent to saying rage comics are cringe now
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Rage comics are cringe tho (and always have been (except trollface (used ironically)))
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
You had to be there bro
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
The genre blend obsession of the 360 era was crazy, puzzle quest is still GOATED
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
g*mers can put up with cliche shit by mashing a to skip cutscenes to get their sweet sweet dopamine hits. probably doesn't work the same for movies
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
I think g*mers just have very low standards for writing and story. There's maybe a dozen games with somewhat decent stories that have ever been made.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
All that jerking over Snoy games confirms it.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
Any ones with decent stories you recommend?
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Return of the Obra Dinn.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
@CursedDANKmemes Marsey dating game
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
Planescape: Torment is fricking generally regarded by true connoisseurs to be the fricking best written game of all time.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
No @Chris_Pratts_Hairy_C*nt is right, g*mers just skip through stories, as evidence from your post here.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
They made less than 1k per location....
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
government school mathematics training strikes agin.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
I was church schooled
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
and look what kind of education you got, from a church government education! Terrible!
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Once you figure it out let me know
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
A Borderlands movie didn't make sense to me, the story never seemed all that enthralling imo, and the fanbase doesn't seem strong enough to drive people to the theaters.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
Borderlands 1 was a masterpiece when it came out, even two was pretty fun but you can't do that much works building before a comedy mad max becomes lame.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
borderlands 3 sub? that makes sense as it's the worst of the mainline series by far.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
Hollywood deserves this for green lighting shit
Borderlands fans deserve this in general
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
It made 8.8mil domestic and 7.7 overseas. 4mil was just the Thursday/Friday numbers, not the weekend gross. Borderlands fans confirmed r-slurred.
https://x.com/Variety/status/1822783381895278628
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Noone would see that picture and then be like 'oh heck yeah Im gonna watch this!'
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Im saying Borderlands fans are r-slurred for not understanding what an opening gross is, not that its a good box office you dumb b-word
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Kind of proving your point huh
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
No, thats exactly what I said in my original comment you're just illiterate
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
I'm proving you right by being r-slurred
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Ohhhh
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
I know but those are still abysmal numbers
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
The costumes and set look like they clearly cost a lot of money and yet still look like total shit. Kind of impressive, honestly.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
I did not know this was out or even that it was being made.
I bet the studio really believes in it and is spending a ton on advertising.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
What's up with trying to make grannies action stars
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Maybe they figured that if it worked for Michelle Yeoh it will work with any old woman. Totally not understanding that she was fricking already one of the fricking biggest action stars in the fricking world in the fricking 1980s-1990s.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
zoz
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
zle
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
zozzle
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
Your story hit me very hard Gabby. I'm a 28 yo guy who didn't think he can get affected by stories like this but I haven't slept the past 3 nights and can't do anything productive seeing your face crying for help but no one around to save you everywhere I go.
Snapshots:
https://old.reddit.com/r/Borderlands/comments/1epjj5p/borderlands_film_to_post_4_million_usd_opening/:
undelete.pullpush.io
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
and progs:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
some redditor cope:
undelete.pullpush.io
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context