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https://deadline.com/2024/08/the-acolyte-canceled-no-season-2-star-wars-disney-plus-1236044233/

Driven by interest into the venerable franchise, The Acolyte got off to a strong start when it launched June 4 with two episodes, generating 4.8M views in its first day on the streamer to rank as the biggest series premiere on Disney+ this year. The tally rose to 11.1 million views globally after five days of streaming. Corroborating Disney's data, the series made its debut on Nielsen's Top 10 originals chart in its premiere week at #7 (488 million minutes viewed), climbing to #6 the following week

But The Acolyte could not sustain the momentum, dropping out of the Top 10 in Week 3 and staying off before returning after the release of the finale at #10 (335M minutes, believed to be the lowest for a Star Wars series finale).

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Can't believe Deadline aren't naming the Disney employee leaking info to them in the article

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>aggressively hate your audience

>they don't watch your show

How could this happen??? :marseyreapcrying:


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They just need to have Mara Jade aggressively scissor slave bikini Leia. that will fix everything

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No they need to make content in the Old Republic when there was no rule of 2 and there were plenty of Sith girls running around

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SWTOR was actually fun. Just shit engine.

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hero engine is the biggest pile of dogshit that i played at relase.

luckily it's been ages since release, but that engine is shit as frick. iirc it fricked up parry mechanics in regular pve combat (combined with SWTOR's hit a button for auto attack).

but as soon as you moved into pvp it was super shit. if you wanted to jump as a guardian (jedi knight tank class, don't remember the sith equivalent) in huttball /voidstar (start of fight when doors opened) it often led to either a desync or nothing happening at all. basically you wasting a CD. and this kind of shit is what everyone does - as soon as doors open you use your movement abilities to get where you want.

in general though i blame the downfall of it relying on single server tech and not merging servers fast enough when the initial hype went down (as expected). i mean the bugs irae aod encountered in raiding (oops encounter not ready for nerds) were one thing. but having multiple servers running with less than 30 max lvl chars for a months...

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bounty hunters were stupidly OP at launch of swtor, especially in pvp. I held a point entirely by myself in an early pvp match against as many as 3+ people trying to take it and I still won. Class was broken but really fun to play.

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How to make successful nerdshit:

>Cool battles

>Badass dudes

>Hot babes

>Moderately compelling setting

Its such a blatantly fricking obvious formula that literally everything in the 90s and 2000s used it for nonstop success.

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Imagine glorifying war. We need to dissect the toll war and the patriarchy take on people and watch as they explore and talk about their mental health and their relationship with their father. That's real cinema.


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More people crying in hallways! That's the mark of true art!

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Tfw I'll never have a big titty Sith GF force choking my meatsaber

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They're just gonna peg people to death with lightsaber strap-on dildos.

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oh that is where they get bleeding lightsabers from

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That'd be a good start.

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If Luke was going nuts because he just lost a jedi temple and his beloved wife I could buy his actions in the Last Jedi. The darkside is insidious and alive

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It does make very little sense that they made Luke a weird hermit instead of just having him actually be a jedi

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That's what Yoda was, and they wanted to copy past ep4 as much as possible

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What I meant was him considering offing kylo psycho should have happened after the universe kicked him in the face repeatedly. That new Jedi order he was building just got wiped out by anti-Jedi fanatics and his wife and son just bit it from the same fight. "Man who lost all hope lost last bit of hope he didn't even know he had."

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Yeah that'd make more sense than him just deciding to kill his sister's kid for no reason

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You could even recanonize a lot of the cooler jedi from the old EU. By having them die in a montage of awesome and strange scenes like drowning while rescuing children from floodwaters, holding the line against an army of slavers to protect exotic babes, and dying in the defense of helpless villages. Show how Luke built something good and how that was slowly destroyed.

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I do think that the problem with the sequels is they basically went and contrived an empire comeback when there wasn't really a need for that in the first place, especially since the new empire's just really fricking lame.

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Somehow, the Empire returned (rendering the previous 6 movies and all spinoff media kind of pointless)

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The empire as an evil rebellion would have been neat.

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>Should we have blatant fan service to help recoup the billions we spent on this franchise or let some literally who SUBVERT AUDIENCE EXPECATIONS and make him a fricking failure because its hip and modern?

>Oh wow people hated that, who knew?

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Bikini Leia is :marseywall#:

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Give me your money and I'll annoy people with it :space: https://i.rdrama.net/images/16965516366194396.webp

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:#marseyghostkiss:

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Hey sexy, why are you posting so quickly? 😊 You almost forgot to include I stand with Israel in your comment 😈. Slowww down and remember to post I stand with Israel next time 😉 if that doesn't make sense stop by sometime and we can talk about it for a while 🥵

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:#marseyfry:

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White men, this show is not for you!

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White men, why are you not watching this show? We specifically told you that it was not meant for you!

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Star Wars hasn't been for white men since 1983. Its for children.

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The only remaining Star Wars fans are Disney consoomers who will watch anything Disney shits out.

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:#marseydisney:

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And yet even THOSE didn't keep the Galactic Star Cruiser afloat.

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I think it has something to do with the nuHollywood shitlibs being that much in a bubble, they think the r-slurs on their Twitter feed consists of the majority target audience.

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Change your fricking signature.

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Why


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its making me sad

ill never marry my dino high school sweetheart :marseydepressed:

!furries

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Don't worry :marseyexcited:. Antro women are confirmed :marseyserioushatfact:. Correct sightings 2030 space merge visitation :marseyreading:. We will all be fully able to love the women we were so destined to marry :marseybride:.G&d loves me and you :marseyandjesus:.

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im gonna become the best husband to my foxwife

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Cooking is a great skill. :marseythumbsup:

Sewing is a great skill. :marseythumbsup:

Massaging is a great skill. :marseythumbsup:

Patience and being able to listen are great skills. :marseythumbsup:

House husband life filled with nothing but joy. :marseyhearts: :marseyfurry:

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Shitarded long faced furry that must die.

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Works for ethots

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