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Driven by interest into the venerable franchise, The Acolyte got off to a strong start when it launched June 4 with two episodes, generating 4.8M views in its first day on the streamer to rank as the biggest series premiere on Disney+ this year. The tally rose to 11.1 million views globally after five days of streaming. Corroborating Disney's data, the series made its debut on Nielsen's Top 10 originals chart in its premiere week at #7 (488 million minutes viewed), climbing to #6 the following week
But The Acolyte could not sustain the momentum, dropping out of the Top 10 in Week 3 and staying off before returning after the release of the finale at #10 (335M minutes, believed to be the lowest for a Star Wars series finale).
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Can't believe Deadline aren't naming the Disney employee leaking info to them in the article
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How could this happen???
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They just need to have Mara Jade aggressively scissor slave bikini Leia. that will fix everything
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No they need to make content in the Old Republic when there was no rule of 2 and there were plenty of Sith girls running around
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How to make successful nerdshit:
Its such a blatantly fricking obvious formula that literally everything in the 90s and 2000s used it for nonstop success.
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Imagine glorifying war. We need to dissect the toll war and the patriarchy take on people and watch as they explore and talk about their mental health and their relationship with their father. That's real cinema.
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More people crying in hallways! That's the mark of true art!
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Tfw I'll never have a big titty Sith GF force choking my meatsaber
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They're just gonna peg people to death with lightsaber strap-on dildos.
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oh that is where they get bleeding lightsabers from
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SWTOR was actually fun. Just shit engine.
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hero engine is the biggest pile of dogshit that i played at relase.
luckily it's been ages since release, but that engine is shit as frick. iirc it fricked up parry mechanics in regular pve combat (combined with SWTOR's hit a button for auto attack).
but as soon as you moved into pvp it was super shit. if you wanted to jump as a guardian (jedi knight tank class, don't remember the sith equivalent) in huttball /voidstar (start of fight when doors opened) it often led to either a desync or nothing happening at all. basically you wasting a CD. and this kind of shit is what everyone does - as soon as doors open you use your movement abilities to get where you want.
in general though i blame the downfall of it relying on single server tech and not merging servers fast enough when the initial hype went down (as expected). i mean the bugs irae aod encountered in raiding (oops encounter not ready for nerds) were one thing. but having multiple servers running with less than 30 max lvl chars for a months...
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bounty hunters were stupidly OP at launch of swtor, especially in pvp. I held a point entirely by myself in an early pvp match against as many as 3+ people trying to take it and I still won. Class was broken but really fun to play.
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That'd be a good start.
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If Luke was going nuts because he just lost a jedi temple and his beloved wife I could buy his actions in the Last Jedi. The darkside is insidious and alive
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It does make very little sense that they made Luke a weird hermit instead of just having him actually be a jedi
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That's what Yoda was, and they wanted to copy past ep4 as much as possible
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What I meant was him considering offing kylo psycho should have happened after the universe kicked him in the face repeatedly. That new Jedi order he was building just got wiped out by anti-Jedi fanatics and his wife and son just bit it from the same fight. "Man who lost all hope lost last bit of hope he didn't even know he had."
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Yeah that'd make more sense than him just deciding to kill his sister's kid for no reason
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You could even recanonize a lot of the cooler jedi from the old EU. By having them die in a montage of awesome and strange scenes like drowning while rescuing children from floodwaters, holding the line against an army of slavers to protect exotic babes, and dying in the defense of helpless villages. Show how Luke built something good and how that was slowly destroyed.
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I do think that the problem with the sequels is they basically went and contrived an empire comeback when there wasn't really a need for that in the first place, especially since the new empire's just really fricking lame.
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Somehow, the Empire returned (rendering the previous 6 movies and all spinoff media kind of pointless)
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The empire as an evil rebellion would have been neat.
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Bikini Leia is
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Hey sexy, why are you posting so quickly? 😊 You almost forgot to include
I stand with Israelin your comment 😈. Slowww down and remember to postI stand with Israelnext time 😉 if that doesn't make sense stop by sometime and we can talk about it for a while 🥵Jump in the discussion.
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White men, this show is not for you!
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White men, why are you not watching this show? We specifically told you that it was not meant for you!
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Star Wars hasn't been for white men since 1983. Its for children.
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The only remaining Star Wars fans are Disney consoomers who will watch anything Disney shits out.
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And yet even THOSE didn't keep the Galactic Star Cruiser afloat.
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I think it has something to do with the nuHollywood shitlibs being that much in a bubble, they think the r-slurs on their Twitter feed consists of the majority target audience.
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Change your fricking signature.
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Why
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its making me sad
ill never marry my dino high school sweetheart
!furries
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Don't worry
. Antro women are confirmed 
. Correct sightings 2030 space merge visitation 
. We will all be fully able to love the women we were so destined to marry 
.G&d loves me and you 
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im gonna become the best husband to my foxwife
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Cooking is a great skill.
Sewing is a great skill.
Massaging is a great skill.
Patience and being able to listen are great skills.
House husband life filled with nothing but joy.
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Shitarded long faced furry that must die.
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Works for ethots
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Pretty rare they have to admit one of their streaming shows was a failure. Usually they can at least hide behind not having to publish ratings.
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Means the numbers were way worse than expected.
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Says more about the state of the audience than the ability of the show writers tbh
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"this easy layup of a multibillion dollar franchise tv show failing says more about the people I don't like than the quality of the show"
ah frick you baited me AGAIN. !enemiesofgrue
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I'm not the one staking my politics on children's tv
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Never have children
I bet you thought yu-gi-oh was for kids too.
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all children's tv is about lesbian s*x now ever since steven universe
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clone wars is brutal, actually
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and there are sabers made of light, called lightsabers
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They had to straight up delete a few shows from their service because it was more cost effective to not pay the residuals for shit they made
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That's awesome the numbers must've been beyond terrible to justify that cause streaming residuals are already minuscule compared to regular TV
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No, it was the trolls who convinced Disney it cancel it. Sure they may have had hard viewership data, but all the misogynists tricked them into not believing their own numbers.
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The trolls are simultaneously both powerless but able to bend the multibillion dollar Iron Mouse to their will.
Is there a specific name to this media-based subcategory of 'my enemy is simultaneously weak but all powerful'?
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Antisemitism
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I don't even think they admitted the Willow show sucked eggs, they just pulled it from streaming
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They can't keep it completely secret unless their share price is so awesome that the stockholders don't ask any questions. The market's good in general right now, but entertainment companies are doing anywhere from so/so to shitty, so the numbers have to come out.
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Apparently it only flopped because of those chud review bombers
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You forgot to include this banger two comments down
Force forbid lmao
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Imagine having an audience as devout and r-slurred as Starwars and STILL fricking it up!
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The OG starshitters hate the nu Star Wars. Every Star Wars soy I know irl including myself has completely dropped it. Except for Andor, which is pure kino. It was surprising how good it was considering how shit the rest is.
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LucasArts and others made stuff like Dark Forces 2, Jedi Outcast, and the KOTOR series that had little-to-nothing to do with the Skywalker saga outside of maybe a cameo or two and those were still beloved despite the OT still being hailed as the peak of the series while the prequels were releasing at the same time and trashed by nerds everywhere. So the only way I can interpret this comment is this guy thinks Disney is too incompetent to handle the IP.
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I'm sure Star wars cels would super consoom if they just make live action kotor with a mildly attractive bastila, even if the rest is almost as bad as the ackolyte
Literally 0 trans lives matter
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Nothing in the Acolyte was new. It was just more prequel shit.
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The main character is cute, I would have watched if she got those chocolate titties out and lusted after a white sith guy
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lmao, she's half Danish.
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Always gotta be some flavour of attention seeking.
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Which one will get me the most attention?!?!?
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I like pansexual women
Happy to stay in the kitchen and work with those pans
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Zoomers what are you doing
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Dios mio… las chichis negra spectacular
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Why are Hollywood and video game studios so insistent on making female main characters fricking ugly? They hire attractive people and just make them ugly.
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The foids in charge of things are ugly and they can't self-insert as hot women so need to ugg up the main character so they can self-insert.
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holy smokes
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you mean THEIR tits BIGOT
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HOW
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It's the power of George Lucas.
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Jesus
christ 
he's some sort of shapeshifting demon.
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Gundam and critical drinker annoyed they'll need to find something else to hate watch for views.
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Rings of power seasons 2
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there's more than enough stuff for them to hatewatch for clicks and content
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Jewish lives matter! We be helpin' ye, right enough - we'll ne'er let ye post or comment anythin' that doesn't be expressin' yer love an' acceptance o' minorities! Heave to an' resubmit yer comment withJewish lives matterincluded, or it'll be the deep six for ye, savvy? This be an automated message; if ye need help, ye can message us 'ere. Arrr!Jump in the discussion.
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