ELROND KISSES GALADRIEL /tv/ LEAKS ON RANGZ OF POWER WERE TRUE

Celecuck BTFO!

Sauron and Galadriel s*x when?

Oh no, the script was all boys this time. Payne and McKay (of course) and Justin Doble. No idea what he's written before, but I'm not one bit surprised the Terrible Twosome thought this would be a rockin' idea.

I might blame the director, who is a woman, for the scrappy battle scenes since it's not clear who's doing what and it looks like there are about ten elves remaining to fight the Orcs by the end of the episode. The siege tactics didn't make a lick of sense, and when they had the catapults (they mightn't even be trebuchets) knocking down parts of the mountainside to dam the river, I went "No way in heck this is possible" and "If they can do this, then why didn't they do this first instead of attacking the city?" and "if they can do this, then they can easily knock down the city walls but somehow that's not happening".

The Elf cavalry charge coming to a screeching halt where they all line up neatly instead of a massive pile-up because the ones at the back can't stop in time and plough into the rank in front, because oh no the Orcs have Galadriel as a hostage!, was too funny. I wondered why the heck the Orcs were just standing around waiting to be charged, instead of doing something like "get the heck out of the way" or "set up a defensive line of pikes", but clearly they knew that Elvish horses come with brakes so they can stop in time before hitting anyone.

Reminder April and the Ninja Turtles are only good friends because they couldn't show bestiality on TV to kids in the 90s

Wut?

Between which characters?

I only watched the first season and dont remember much of it, but didnt grilladriel spend the entire time with saucuck?

Well, I'm completely shocked because Elrond is now cheating on Durin with Galadriel? The cad! Just loves 'em and leaves 'em, typical Elf 😁 No wonder Durin is ghosting him by the end of the episode, you can't be all secret trysts in Khazad-dum one moment then lip-locking in the Orc encampment the next!

>canonically

Yes

Yeah, he married his bastard daughter after getting Galadriel preggers.

Yes. Galadriel is his mother in law and Arwen's grandmother. Galadriel was already married well before the Second Age too.

Just like Jacob and Renesmee!

The only reason I doubt the writers used Twilight as inspiration is that they'd have to know that's who Elrond married first.

Why is that surprising?

Oh, yeah. I'm betting the show is ignoring that as hard as they can, they already have written out Celeborn (he went off to the war and never came back) so there's no way this version of Galadriel is having a daughter.

Would be extremely awkward otherwise, wouldn't it? "Yeah, I had this massive crush on your mother, but since she was already taken, you're second-best. Wanna get married?"

So what, a man cant marry his own daughter?!

Galadriel was already married to Celeborn in the First Age too lol. Like she was likely married before Elrond was born.