ELROND KISSES GALADRIEL /tv/ LEAKS ON RANGZ OF POWER WERE TRUE

Celecuck BTFO!

Sauron and Galadriel s*x when?

Oh no, the script was all boys this time. Payne and McKay (of course) and Justin Doble. No idea what he's written before, but I'm not one bit surprised the Terrible Twosome thought this would be a rockin' idea.

I might blame the director, who is a woman, for the scrappy battle scenes since it's not clear who's doing what and it looks like there are about ten elves remaining to fight the Orcs by the end of the episode. The siege tactics didn't make a lick of sense, and when they had the catapults (they mightn't even be trebuchets) knocking down parts of the mountainside to dam the river, I went "No way in heck this is possible" and "If they can do this, then why didn't they do this first instead of attacking the city?" and "if they can do this, then they can easily knock down the city walls but somehow that's not happening".

The Elf cavalry charge coming to a screeching halt where they all line up neatly instead of a massive pile-up because the ones at the back can't stop in time and plough into the rank in front, because oh no the Orcs have Galadriel as a hostage!, was too funny. I wondered why the heck the Orcs were just standing around waiting to be charged, instead of doing something like "get the heck out of the way" or "set up a defensive line of pikes", but clearly they knew that Elvish horses come with brakes so they can stop in time before hitting anyone.