After a binge of shit sci-fi couple of weeks back, I am bank on my shit-scifi with aliens binge this weekend

Independence Day - 8/10

Battleship - 10/10

Battle LA - 2/10 - Couldn't even get past the first quarter

Suggest me more, I have 12 hours to kills !kino

I watched blade runner 2049. Never seen the first movie but it still made sense

Good movie

I watched YouTube essay slop and then wanted to kill myself out of shame

i watched america getting destroyed in day after tomorrow

I rewatched the Nolan Batman trilogy and I was surprised by how bad they were. Batman begins and The Dark Knight are so fricking corny. They're trying so hard to be cool and edgy that it becomes funny. The Dark Knight is still good, it just wants so badly to be a different film. The Dark Knight Rises gets the tone right (or maybe I was just used to it by that point) but almost nothing else right. The opening is legendary, the film could end there and it would be worth it.

I watched Megalopolis as well. I really enjoyed it. Pure, unpalatable, self indugent cinema. Half the audience walked out before it was done. The plot is really weak, but it has some fun performances, some good performances, and it looks fricking excellent. It feels about an hour longer than it is though.

Also, does anyone know if there are more films like Indiana Jones/The Mummy/Pirates of the Caribbean? I'm talking relatively light historical-themed action adventure films. These three have such a specific tone to them, I love them but I've never really seen anything similar. I rewatched them all semi-recently and it's left me wanting more.

S*x nugga

Backdoor Sluts 9

Hentai

Speak no evil (2022)- trash and it's getting an american remake in cinemas right now, just don't watch either of them

The ballad of Narayama (1983)- not invested in japanese culture so really have no idea what it was about, but it was an interesting film to see how agrarian societies in general lived.

I watched Road Warrior and Thunderdome last week.

All of TW is good, think the same plot as Fury Road but with with mullets and every aesthetic that inspired Fallout 1+2.

The first half of Thunderdome is terrible but once Max leaves Bartertown and meets those kids, they did a really good job with creating their weird John From cult and spaceman language. Then it gets bad again once Tina Turner is back in screen.

just watched mummy for the first time since i was a kid

the cgi beetles used to scare me shitless

Watched Speed (1994)

Kino. One of the best action movies ever made.

Watching Armageddon as I type this

Megalopolis, 0/10

Watched Jurassic Park

Shocked at how bad the new ones are in comparison. CGI has made modern filmmaking so lazy that there's really no appreciation for storytelling.

The first film didn't need raptors with lasers on their heads or giant volcanoes blowing up the island, it's like it's been dumbed down for a new generation.

I watched "evil", tv show about a Catholic priest and his secular colleagues who investigate potential demonic possessions. Its good but it never reaches a climax, also always dark and depressing, also a lot of the plot relies on the church not believing the protagonists when they say "this obviously evil guy is evil" and I cant stand that trope so I had to stop.

Now I'm watching DS9.

Finished season 3 of Upload. Honestly not even worth the time. The writers can't decide if they're writing a serious drama or a comedy. Plot is all over the place and makes so sense.

Watched Apartment 7A or whatever the rosemarys baby prequel was. I didn't think it was too bad, but rosemarys baby is probably better. I think it should have leaned more into what people sacrifice to be famous and chase dreams but I get that is probably overplayed in movies about dancing.

Watched Sweeney Todd, holy shit musical movies are so gay. This movie is made for edgy theather kids. 5/10

The show called From just started its third season and it's great. Made by some of the producers from Lost and staring the same guy that played Michael on Lost. Unfortunately it's stuck on obscure streaming platform MGM+ but it's also easily available on your pirate site of choice which is how I watch it. Horror mystery mindfrick show where the cast is stuck in a weird small town and tormented by monsters.

The practical effects for the Michael Bay movie set in southern Lebanon have been excellent viewing the past week.

The Bad Guys

its finally confirmed as it was known, dreamworks is superior to pixar

I watched Twilight of the Gods.

It was a netflix show.

Snappy is fricking embarrassing and needs to go

Whoever made that useless piece of shit bot is fricking embarrassing, do the mods hire 12 year old's to code that shit? fricking pathetic butt comments that aren't funny just straight cringey and embarrassing, what a disservice that bot does to this site. Literally I believe snappy causes mass shooters to snap and commit atrocities because who the frick could live knowing that comment snappy made existed? Truly a dumb butt mod decision, you should be fricking embarrassed of yourselfs for ever thinking that was a good idea.

I'd rather scroll on reddit politics and read every single comment until I die then have to endure another shit butt comment from snappy, frick whoever decided to make that account, I hope you end up getting skinned by the cartel for it dumb butt