Battleship was the most r-slurred movie I watched this year, but it was bad in a good way. It starts off with the dumb blonde love interest going into a disgusting bar in the middle of nowhere by herself and ordering a beer and a chicken burrito. The greasy fricking fat bastard bartender slams the microwave door closed and says "kitchen's closed."
The protagonist of the story is an unemployed 26 year old who wants to HAVE S*X with the dumb blonde so he breaks into a gas station across the street to microwave a chicken burrito which calls in like 4 police cruisers and ends with him getting chased by a horde of cops back across the street to the dingy butt bar where he gets tazered and dogpiled right at the feet of the dumb blonde but not before handing her the chicken burrito which was also the most blatant product placement ever in what was basically a glorified recruitment ad for the navy.
Then it turns out that that Chick was the daughter of the admiral of the entire fricking fleet, and the dumbass protagonist ends up becoming a the captain of his own ship after aliens invade. This movie is absolutely r-slurred !kino and !metashit only watch it if you have someone to gab over it with. It's absolutely r-slurred. It's so bad it's good.
It's not quite llamageddon tier. Battleship is more of a summer blockbuster gone wrong kind of movie. The budget, cgi, and effects are high quality. The acting sucks, the writing is worse. The sheer stupidity in the characters actions makes this movie more of a comedy than an action flick.
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Wanting to frick a 25-year old blonde girl who flies helicopters for the Navy is the story of my life and somehow these tards were too stupid to tell it to me.
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Starship Troopers had it's moments. Very uneven. Verhoeven is like your favorite dog. Great as long as you keep a firm hand on the leash and pay attention to anything she gets in her mouth.
NOOO WE CAN'T WATCH A REALLY FRICKING GOOD TOM CRUISE MOVIE BECAUSE I'M A GAY EDGELORD AND I'M AN ALIEN AND PROBABLY LIBYAN AND I THINK F-16s ARE BETTER AND I'M A SOYJACK!!!
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neighbor I said Edge of Tomorrow doesn't come into shitty scifi in my opinion. Its a great movie I saw many times before. The theme here is shitty alien movies
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Just watched Independence Day yesterday on the flight. It holds up. It's also what put me in the mood for Armageddon for whatever reason
They Live is a good movie but it's not scifi. It's a paranoid antisemitic fever dream by a guy doesn't realize he hates Jews and only works because Roddy Piper and Keith David are such chads.
Independence Day was terrible but it was the definition of good terrible. I mean unironically that could have started an entire genre of stupid movies.
Oddly enough it turned out that Stargate spawned like 10 years of okay TV shows and Independence Day is largely forgotten now.
No unironically they were better back then. I swear to God this is not just nostalgia. There's two periods when good movies were ever made: 1945-early 1950s and 1980s-1990s.
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I'm very much a navy guy (even my dad didn't beat me that hard about it as a child), he said "at least it's not the 1st Cavalry Division or Americal" ).
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After a binge of shit sci-fi couple of weeks back, I am bank on my shit-scifi with aliens binge this weekend
Independence Day - 8/10
Battleship - 10/10
Battle LA - 2/10 - Couldn't even get past the first quarter
Suggest me more, I have 12 hours to kills !kino
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Battleship was the most r-slurred movie I watched this year, but it was bad in a good way. It starts off with the dumb blonde love interest going into a disgusting bar in the middle of nowhere by herself and ordering a beer and a chicken burrito. The greasy fricking fat bastard bartender slams the microwave door closed and says "kitchen's closed."
The protagonist of the story is an unemployed 26 year old who wants to HAVE S*X with the dumb blonde so he breaks into a gas station across the street to microwave a chicken burrito which calls in like 4 police cruisers and ends with him getting chased by a horde of cops back across the street to the dingy butt bar where he gets tazered and dogpiled right at the feet of the dumb blonde but not before handing her the chicken burrito which was also the most blatant product placement ever in what was basically a glorified recruitment ad for the navy.
Then it turns out that that Chick was the daughter of the admiral of the entire fricking fleet, and the dumbass protagonist ends up becoming a the captain of his own ship after aliens invade. This movie is absolutely r-slurred !kino and !metashit only watch it if you have someone to gab over it with. It's absolutely r-slurred. It's so bad it's good.
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I like to make my girl watch movies like llamagedon with me. She hates it. Is it blatantly stupid to that degree?
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It's not quite llamageddon tier. Battleship is more of a summer blockbuster gone wrong kind of movie. The budget, cgi, and effects are high quality. The acting sucks, the writing is worse. The sheer stupidity in the characters actions makes this movie more of a comedy than an action flick.
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Punching holes in r-slurred writers' logic and brutally mocking it is when I shine my brightest. I might take the plunge.
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finally this is what I want, you get it.
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That sounds fricking great. All I remember was the promotional Roblox gane they made
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Wanting to frick a 25-year old blonde girl who flies helicopters for the Navy is the story of my life and somehow these tards were too stupid to tell it to me.
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You had a chance to not be completely worthless, but it looks like you threw it away. At least you're consistent.
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You've probably watched both of these but Edge of Tomorrow and Oblivion fit what you're looking for.
If you want something trashy. Watch Species (Alien knock off).
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saw it but not shit scifi atleast imo
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If you're exclusively looking for low brow sci-fi watch Galaxy of Terror. It has a very good giant worm on hot chick r*pe scene
!kino.
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Is it worse than Mars Attacks or Starship Troopers or Alien Resurrection?
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Definitely worse than all of that.
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They should have kept this.
And he still isn't.
Looks like there are tons of free places to watch it (ad supported).
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x20exiv
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Well, obviously, considering he died in 2017...
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!r-slurs come get your guy
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Water is moist
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? Chuds love starship troopers
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Starship Troopers had it's moments. Very uneven. Verhoeven is like your favorite dog. Great as long as you keep a firm hand on the leash and pay attention to anything she gets in her mouth.
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Actual footage of this user. c. Right fricking now. This how much of a crybaby communist he is.
Try watching this. I hope it doesn't hurt your kitty too much when it hits.
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neighbor I said Edge of Tomorrow doesn't come into shitty scifi in my opinion. Its a great movie I saw many times before. The theme here is shitty alien movies
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Wait why am I mad at you then? Did aliens put me into a time-warp???
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It's not the first time.
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Lmao
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If you specifically want a film that's aliens vs boats it's a quality movie
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I don't know why they're rating it "so bad it's good" when it's just a forgettable and generic CGI-fest
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There's a really hot black chick in it and I'm still not interested like I would be in a mid-1990s movie.
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Wow literally subhuman trash tier rating there buddy
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I like alien & boom boom
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That makes your ranking even worse
Battle LA is 9/10 on a "guilty pleasure" scale, its so much better than independence day.
Never watched battleship tbqh
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Adding to my list of people to ever even consider taking seriously about literally anything ever.
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Battleship was such trash how did you even enjoy it
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Ships and aliens, never been done before. IDK about the characters/storyline and shit, the CGI and sound were great
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I mean look at this masterpiece
you know what i am gonna rewatch it
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Dramatards complain about MCU then go watch CGI alien slop lmao.
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MCU was fine till endgame, and then it turned into MSheeU which is when the slop started
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age of ultron
captain marvel
black widow
thor darkworld
iron man 3
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I only remember the avengers movies
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Europa report, Arrival, Sunshine, District 9, Moon
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Altered, directed by same guy who did Blair Witch. I unironically liked it.
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3 body problem
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the series? I saw it already the bimbo with lip fillers almost ruined the show for me
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I think this might be the only show that I like that everyone else hates. I usually shit on 90% of the shows out there too. I don't get it.
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I liked the show, that bimbo was very distracting, you are talking about the netflix version right?
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Yesh
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Just watched Independence Day yesterday on the flight. It holds up. It's also what put me in the mood for Armageddon for whatever reason
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Good alien shit-scifi: They Live
Good alien good-scifi not yet mentioned in the thread: The Abyss and Predator
No aliens but really good shit-scifi: Total Recall (the original with arnold) and Escape From LA
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They Live is a good movie but it's not scifi. It's a paranoid antisemitic fever dream by a guy doesn't realize he hates Jews and only works because Roddy Piper and Keith David are such chads.
Roddy Piper was a fricking legend in Portland.
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carpenter is a hack and should be nailed to a cross
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Not untrue. But kurt russell is always kino.
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Independence Day was terrible but it was the definition of good terrible. I mean unironically that could have started an entire genre of stupid movies.
Oddly enough it turned out that Stargate spawned like 10 years of okay TV shows and Independence Day is largely forgotten now.
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I loved it when I saw in the theaters but then we had only one hollywood movie per month released
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No unironically they were better back then. I swear to God this is not just nostalgia. There's two periods when good movies were ever made: 1945-early 1950s and 1980s-1990s.
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I'm very much a navy guy (even my dad didn't beat me that hard about it as a child), he said "at least it's not the 1st Cavalry Division or Americal" ).
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