Holy shit Australians are the weakest bunch of fricking cuck kitties ever (re: Alone: Australia)

So long and short I enjoy watching Alone, a "survival" show where a bunch of off-grid r-slurs starve themselves to win a couple of bucks. They're "Alone" in the sense they after they are dropped off they have no communication but a radio to say "halp, I am dying, please come get me" and random medical check-ups that I'm sure some insurance guy was like "yeah you need that."

So I'm browsing Netflix and I see Alone: Australia and I'm legit :soyjakwow: and decide to tune in. The last several seasons of Alone have been up in northern Canada so I'm like "cool, change of scenery, win win"

Well I'm half way thru the third episode and 3 of the 10 people have already quit. It's DAY 3.

Why did the people call to quit?

1. I miss my ugly wife and kid.

2. I can't start a fire boo fricking who

3. I'm 22 and I got covid!

Yes, that is right, in their little med-kit designated for if you chop into your leg with an ax they have Covid tests. This season was from 2023.

Other things of how cucked Australia and this version of the show is.

Some lesbo PhD felt bad about having to hook a worm to go fishing, and states "i wouldn't mind not catching a fish."

Multiple people are already dizzy from lack of food.

If they cast a line for fishing they have to sit and watch it incase they hook a platypus because it might drown and they must save it.

They can't hunt with a bow.

Told NOT to eat any forgeable mushrooms incase they misidentify :marseymushroom2:

In disbelief I scrolled through to the end and at the end of this episode another cuck fricker leaves.

This isn't in the middle of the outback either, but on Tasmania, where it rains like, 200 days a year or some shit. And it's a little chilly. And plenty of trees. And nobody has mentioned a croc so probably no fricking crocs.

This season is 11 episodes plus a reunion. I don't think I can make it bros.

I just want to watch my hecko outdoor survival shit why must those down-under cute twinks be so fricking lame :soycry:

Aussies explain yourselves

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CoconutVanilla they/them 17hr ago #7770015

Because they needed kitties from the cities to actually have a show. Old mate from the bush would think a trip to tazzie is a holiday

No crocs, no snakes, no spiders, no heat, Tassie is Australia on safe mode, btw

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HighscoringSyndrome Not/MAME Banned from Twink Galaxies CoconutVanilla 17hr ago #7770058

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Aisha tak/bir 9/f/KSA 17hr ago #7770020 Edited 17hr ago

I couldn't get past the obviously white people pretending to be abos and whining about "muh ancestors"

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houellebekong unga/bunga :marseystrutting:

Aisha 17hr ago #7770034

this episode rests on native land

R vy/vanse :marseypusheen2:

16hr ago #7770457

>explain yourselves

They gave preference to people with 'indigenous heritage' (inner city shitlib larpers) when choosing contestants, instead of people with actual knowledge of bushcraft. Ofc they all tapped out within 48 hours of being unable to get doordash.

Those people were embarrassing and even with my fractional indigenous heritage I'm Blacker than any of those c*nts lol. I also know how to start a fire.

Terrible show

!strayans

Also shout out to the lebo trying to hunt with an axe and crying about how he wasn't allowed to bring his guns.

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holden_kongodore petrol/head sleeping rn :marseysleep:

R 15hr ago #7770595

>inner city

I lived in the country but by grade 3 (8-9 yo) we were taught the basics of how to survive out in the bush. How to start a fire, how make a structure and insulate it, how to catch fish and yabbies, how to find water and a bit about foraging and identifying edible/useful plants. Nothing advanced, but just enough to get us out of a difficult situation for a couple of days.