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I hope it flops harder than your peepee any time it gets within five foot of a naked woman, because i REALLY fricking hate capeshit and I want, at minimum, a two decade long break from capeshit at the cinemas.

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You're not getting that break, sorry. Even if it shits the bed. Last year was as good as you're going to get for lack of superhero movies for a good while.

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it will at least make its money back.

white nerds can't skip a marvel film, and black people will show up in numbers to watch a black man take a white mans job

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black people will show up in numbers to watch a black man take a white mans job

Nobody will turn up to watch this and it'll be blamed on racism: the white audience didn't want to see a black superhero. There won't be a word said about the black audience not showing up, either. "Black Panther" was successful but I still think it was mostly white liberals going "Wakanda forever!" rather than most black people.

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Black people did go "Wakanda forever" but quickly stopped when Mayos also started doing it in "solidarity"

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I think the next big capeshit hit is going to be the Fantastic Four movie.

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They seem too be leaning into the cheesiness of a 1960s superhero team.

Maybe someone will say "I love sucking peepee" Probably the flamer.

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If they can make a decent one, I'd be amazed and pretty happy. The previous adaptations have been terrible in different ways, they just don't know how to tread the fine line between being too serious and too campy. You need a decent Doctor Doom to be the antagonist to Reed Richards, and you have to make Reed not too lame without going to the opposite extreme and changing the character.

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I don't even know how they keep messing up Reed Richards. Modern day iteration of him is pretty simple. A guy who is smart enough to bun down the world, and would have been cold and calculating enough to burn down the world and rule its ashes, but became soft and dignified after having a family. Still the smartest men in the world though, juggling all of his free time between saving the world and his family and does not regret a single moment of that busy schedule.

Then they should make a parody version of Reed Richards which is just Reed from the original classics going," Sue you cannot do that. You are a woman."

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1 billion is the break-even.

350 mill in filming and re-shoots.

150 mill in advertising.

This shit is a failure no matter what.

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With all the reshoots I don't think it's remotely possible to make the budget back.

:#marseybuxgenocide:

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It's probably going to make a decent profit, but nothing world changing.

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butt nothing BRAVE NEW world changing

FTFY!

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!superheroes hold my :marseyretardchad: six

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keep yourself safe

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!superheroes keep us all safe, citizen :marseynails:

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>OK-to-pretty-good

>very solid

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If capeshitters are going from "BEST EPIC EVER :marseysoyhype:" to "ok-to-pretty-good" it's because is totally over

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I think it'll fail, but it won't be a The Marvels-level flop. There's just no hype.

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I'm going to see it as this year's black history month penance.

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As a Valentine's Day movie? Look, if it's Chris Evans playing Cap, you can take your girlfriend for a date because that's eye-candy for her. Anthony Mackie? Sorry guy, not the same.

It's gonna flop because (1) general fatigue with all the MCU right now and (2) they swapped out original Cap for the Falcon Cap.

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He's the bigger blacker Capt Murica, he makes the ladies l say "i love sucking peepee"

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Idk I don't think phase 7 will be successful in general.

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:#swankykongpimp:

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It's capeshit and even the normgroids are over capeshit, right? It will flop

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