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New Marvelslop Third Worst Marvelslop Ever Say Critics

https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/captain_america_brave_new_world

Captain America: Brave New World - 51% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Worse than The Marvels.

There have been 35 MCU films and this one ranks 33rd, ahead of only The Eternals and Ant Man 3.

I thought RT was supposed to be rigged. If so, it looks like Marvel has failed to offer up the appropriate number of child sacrifices, or whatever it costs to get good reviews these days.

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where is Cap, i just see the black from the bad season of altered carbon :marseyconfused:

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Im still sad about altered carbon :marseydepressed:

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I read one review in which the nerd writing it said it was bad because it didn't make any political statements. I thought it was a freaking superhero movie. :marseyconfused2:

MUST CONSOOM RIGHTTHINK

@Monke say this as a feminist ally.

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they need to have a plot point :marseyyourmom: about how black :marseydynamite: captain :marseypicard: america :marseyfbiagent: faces :marseykingharkinian: systemic racism :marseyblacked: despite :marseybipocattentionseeker: being a superhero :marseycrimsonchin:

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This was a guaranteed flop anyway but

>Worse than The Marvels

:#marseyrofl:

No trans lives matter

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It's not the new worst ever for the tenth time in a row? Marvel is healing

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Holy sweet Virgin Mary! Marvel made 35 movies!

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saw the trailer, looks good. will catch it this weekend

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Now I am tempted it see it in theaters

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35 MCU films

jesus fricking christ

i had to look up which number Endgame was and that was number 22 in 2019. i dont think any of the ones after that have even been memorable for the average capeshitter

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For the average r-slur Endgame was cumming. The rest is all post orgasm torture. Only the most dedicated of brainlets are still watching

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They're still making these????

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Yes, and they will continue making them until the heat death of the universe or AI takes over and destroys us all, whichever comes first.

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AI will continue to make Marvel Movies

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Everyone knew this shit was going to bomb. January and February are the months you release shit movies that are doomed to fail.

It's just funny it's a Captain America movie. They took one of the biggest names and replaced Chris Evans with some black guy nobody likes. 🤡

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I like Anthony Mackie. The irony is much like how his character worries about living up to his predecessor, this reflects the current situation of Marvel with them losing their stars.

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February is Black History Month so that's when Merval releases all their black movies.

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