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If your girl is into Dracula :marseyalucard: she's trying to cuck you

Watch :marseywait: Bram Stokers Dracula :marseycastlevania: or Egger's Nosferartu to see my point.

Both storied also suggest the young :marseyxianxiahatless: women :marseysuffragette: were into the creepy :marseydrownedeyes: vampire :marseythinkinghallowseve: before :marseyskellington: they were of legal age. I'm not going :marseysal2: to talk about the fact that Orlok is technically a corpse.

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Bram Stoker? More like Bam! Stroke her!

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gahddamit Bam quit stroking my cawk I'm trynta take a shit Bam. get that camera outta here

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You gotta be the Dracula, or be cucked by Dracula. Law of the jungle.

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She is asking for grape. So grape her

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