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since the dust has settled, how's Dial of Destiny?
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The action was shit.
The artifact was lame.
The initial premise was okay but time travel ruined it; no one likes to admit it for whatever reason but Temple of Doom showed you can have a good Indy movie without any Nazis.
The music was soulless.
The final twist was kinda fun.
The paychecks for Spielberg and Ford were good.
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!commenters the things is all the indy films, barring the first, are equally faulty films to me that rely on tropes. one chase scene, one animal swarm scene, one nazi villain, one dumb artifact, one dumb hoe, exotic locations, and an r-slured climax.
does it have these things?
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Yes, it has all of that. Extremely formulaic but without the magic that made the original films special.
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Wait, it had an animal swarm?
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Missed that one.
But it had all the rest. Nazi villains, chase scenes, dumb foid, annoying kid, exotic locations, ancient artifact which kills the villains (the ark, the holy grail, and the aliens killed the villains so if Indy didn't do anything they would still die lol).
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Dogshit, failed to deliver even one good scene, made me fall asleep in the end.
My father who did not sleep, has completly forgotten that this film exists.
It is far worse than Crystal Skull.
2/10.
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Disagree on that, Crystal Skill was a worse film, but Dial of Destiny was more forgettable.
The villain was lame (such a waste of Mads Mikkelsen), the kid was annoying, Fleabag was just a comic relief and Harrison Ford is geriatric and not believable as a main lead.
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I disagree.
I found fleebag woman grating. More than Shia.
There is no scene where it feels like they tried, in CS action scenes are stupid and bad, but there is an idea behind the jungle sword fight, the flood of man-eating ants, here there is nothing.
Indiana is made pathetic and sad, he tries to kill himself and gets denied even that.
The villains are comperable in that I don't remember anything about them but the actor.
I would say more, but being incredibly forgettable is Dials best defence.
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My point was that being forgettable means it has no redeeming qualities lol. In my opinion being boring is the biggest sin an action flick can commit.
Crystal Skull is "worse" but I guess it can be fun if you watch as an Indiana Jones parody.
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Better than Crystal Skull, though completely unnecessary.
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Easily worst Indy film
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Filtered or r-slurred
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Mediocre, the foid wasn't the girlboss chuds complained about but as a film it had nothing special to make it stand to the original trilogy.
An octogenarian main lead on a fatigued franchise was never going to attract mass audiences.
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