Just some guy
21 hours ago (edited)
The best part of the movie was explaining to people who hadn't seen it yet "Basically the plot line is that the crickets are too big and there is a food shortage so they assemble the original cast to break into a lab to make the crickets smaller and then ignite a dinosaur war (with a few gun fights and dirtbike chases) and then at the end no one dies and the T-Rex wins a 2v1 against a bigger dinosaur with another dino that is Edward Scissor Hands"
Also apparently nobody in the movie dies or something.
This is what Jurassic park has stooped down to.
At this point it really does feel like they dug back after the corpse of Jurassic Park after milking it dry, then cloned it via mixing it with soy DNA to create this ...this ... whatever the frick it is.
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that is literally JP1 but BIGGER
i cant stand chris evans, he should be a good actor, hes 90% there, but there's something too hollywood about it that it just flops. He had the perfect character in The Gray Man but still made it lame
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Wrong. The T-Rex actually defeated the velocityraptors in 1 which makes sense. Big beats small.
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