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Many Canadians have recently found themselves scratching their heads, thinking "were there always so many stinky jeets in this country?"

Don't worry, I'm here to break down all of the recent events that may explain the jeet infestation!

(1) Trudeau's Forbidden Love

Our Glorious Emperor has many-a-time exclaimed his undying love of subcontinental asian culture. Here's a picture of him making samosas at a samosa factory in celebration of Diwali!

Last summer, he publicly accused the indian government of assassinating a fugitive indian terrorist on Canadian soil. The man attempted to illegally enter the country under a false passport years ago, but was rejected. 11 days later, he married an indian woman in attempt to get sponsored in, but that too was rejected. A few years later, the Canadian government just let him into the country anyway.

Nijjar (LOL) was the president of a Sikh temple in BC for years (despite being accused of association with a khalistani terrorist organisation in india and having two Interpol red notices placed on him) before he was assassinated in BC last summer.

Speaking of Khalistan, Trudeau was also publicly scolded by the indian president for allowing the display of a float that depicted the assassination of a former indian prime minister during a khalistani protest in Brampton

In response, Trudeau stated that Canada would always defend "freedom of expression, freedom of conscience and peaceful protest".

Very true Justin, Canada is a free speech absolutist country and would never place economic sanctions on peaceful protestors as if they're invading their neighbouring country.

By the way, the Khalistani movement is a group of sikhs who want to establish an independent sikh state "in Punjab, india". I put that in quotations because Khalistanis are almost exclusively indian diaspora who "vote" on Khalistan while not even living in india. I don't know how they expect a "vote" outside of the country would have any influence on india itself, and I also find it hard to believe that the establishment of khalistan would actually convince them to go back to india, since indians seem dead set on living anywhere except india (despite being obnoxiously patriotic).

(2) The College Diploma Mill Scandal

Recently, it was revealed that Canadian colleges and universities were effectively bypassing immigration limits by accepting vast amounts of international students (mostly from india) into useless 2 year programs. Many of these "colleges" are actually just shitty rooms above strip malls, but admission to these colleges are still considered valid to receive a student permit (which can eventually lead to permanent residence).

To put it into perspective, the amount of international students present in Canada increased from 300k in 2019 to almost 900k in 2024.

The Minister of Immigration up until recently, Sean Fraser, who was responsible for allowing this massive uptick, is now the Minister of Housing and constantly talks about how dire the housing situation is (that he created, by allowing for millions of jeets to clog up the sewerlines)

Funny side note, there was a massive protest at Algoma University by jeets who claimed they were unjustly failed twice in the same course. Turns out they were actually failed because they cheated and didn't read instructions

(3) The Sexy Indian dude Under-Cities

You might be asking yourself, "where are all these indians living if there's a housing crisis?" If you ask redditards that question, they will tell you that indian students were sold a lie by the evil westerners and are forced to live in tents

However, apparently some of these tent videos are actually fake, and indians are paying people to pretend to live in them to send the evil westerners a message

In reality, indians are cramming themselves into basements that violate building codes, and jeet landlords have even begun protesting a new bill that would force them to maintain their house to a standard greater than that of a delhi slum. This bill is in response to people complaining of lodging houses and garbage pileup in jeet-infested neighbourhoods.

Jfc, even the most zealous blue-haired they/them couldn't protest as much as the average middle-aged rajesh in Canada.