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I've been interrogated on my fitness to drive before after just like 3 beers.

You fricking moron, look at the street address on my ID, it's a 10 minute walk away on the same street. Of course I didn't drive here you ignorant snivelling shitpig. Get me a drink wagie.

I complained about it at work and some old bag started asking me if I supported drunk drivers or something. No, you coffin dodging old hag, I just want to drink 6 pints without some ingrate questioning why I'm keeping their bar in business.

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cool fantasy man, i know you actually just gave them your licence in silence

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I was polite but I did express my incredulity that despite being a 10 minute walk away she was still assuming I drove.

I eventually got the drink but didn't enjoy it.

Fricking Ontarians are the leaf version of burgers, lazy unimaginative cattle.

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