My dad collected a bunch of airmiles and called me to tell me there was enough that I could get myself a special treat 
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My friends over so we ordered a big Boston Pizza order that would make any !goyslopenjoyers cry. Pierogi pizza, wtf is that? No one knows but my dad's beer purchases paid for it so frick it let's get one.
I made the order. Then I realized it said pickup. Called. They do not do delivery! I'm like oh shit girl we're gonna have to get dressed and get an Uber. And the guy on the phone... gay, mayo, beautiful...
He says he'll come deliver it don't worry about it. We argue like no dawg we can't do that to you don't worry we'll BE there - hes like no bbs how much is that Uber gonna cost you
A patriotic tear runs down my face, memories of when Canadians were kind, went the extra mile, wore deodorant
She's outside waiting to receive him I'm in the gooncave writing to you. !leafs Mass migration is ruining your ability to overwork tired fast food workers even more based off their own inexplicably guilty conscious about 2 r-slurs not being able to read "pickup only" 
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Sour cream, bacon, Cactus Cut Potatoes, pizza mozzarella, cheddar, green onions, and a dollop of sour cream.
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Does it have bacon? You can't have Pierogis without bacon
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you cant have pierogis WITH bacon wtf?
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I'm sorry, what? Fried in bacon grease, cover with cheese and bacon wrapped is one true way to eat Pierogis
All Canadians know this.
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yeah you people also eat vomit as a national dish
pierogi is our thing frick off
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!kurwa carp is a polak???
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Hmmm I wonder what country those mountains are in
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B-word you better not be talking about poutine
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It's LITERALLY PUKE
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you've gotta admit despite being tasty, poutine ain't exactly a feast for the eyes
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Poutine looks like a baby cat had diarrhea
all over some soggy french 
fries 
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Is carp a fellow polski?
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I'm spiritually Polish (unintelligent and prone to anger at nothing)
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Brother from another ethnicity mother!
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Or pan fried in butter with bits of chopped onions and bacon
The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko
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OMG I forgot about the fried onions! You always need fried onions in your bacon wrapped cheese Pierogis
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aren't you one of those r-slurs that has """chili""" without beans?
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No? I've made multiple threads and a Twitter poll dunking on fake chilicels
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https://rdrama.net/h/leafland/post/282429/tears-in-my-eyes-at-white/6662607#context check it out
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