My dad collected a bunch of airmiles and called me to tell me there was enough that I could get myself a special treat #JustGirlbossThings
My friends over so we ordered a big Boston Pizza order that would make any !goyslopenjoyers cry. Pierogi pizza, wtf is that? No one knows but my dad's beer purchases paid for it so frick it let's get one.
I made the order. Then I realized it said pickup. Called. They do not do delivery! I'm like oh shit girl we're gonna have to get dressed and get an Uber. And the guy on the phone... gay, mayo, beautiful...
He says he'll come deliver it don't worry about it. We argue like no dawg we can't do that to you don't worry we'll BE there - hes like no bbs how much is that Uber gonna cost you
A patriotic tear runs down my face, memories of when Canadians were kind, went the extra mile, wore deodorant
She's outside waiting to receive him I'm in the gooncave writing to you. !leafs Mass migration is ruining your ability to overwork tired fast food workers even more based off their own inexplicably guilty conscious about 2 r-slurs not being able to read "pickup only"
edit: Sour cream, bacon, Cactus Cut Potatoes, pizza mozzarella, cheddar, green onions, and a dollop of sour cream.
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Uh... bb?
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Don't tell me in all your chuddy glory that you really want more women drivers out there
And it could be for a cool reason, like too many DUIs
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Fair point #WhiteShariaNow
Imagine getting caught while driving impaired !boozers
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I start driving real good 5 deep
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After driving with my sisters and niece I fear the female driver. She always accelerates, it doesn't matter she has a hard right hand turn in 100, she will accelerate the entire way there, slam the brakes and then shoot off again in a generally rightward direction
And stopping, a woman does not glide to a nice easy stop no, this would interfere with her acceleration so instead she appraches the stop sign at speed only to slam on her breaks at the last possible instant
I'd bring up parallel parking but none of the foids I know can do it
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Lmfao I want to refute you but darn I
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