My dad collected a bunch of airmiles and called me to tell me there was enough that I could get myself a special treat 
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My friends over so we ordered a big Boston Pizza order that would make any !goyslopenjoyers cry. Pierogi pizza, wtf is that? No one knows but my dad's beer purchases paid for it so frick it let's get one.
I made the order. Then I realized it said pickup. Called. They do not do delivery! I'm like oh shit girl we're gonna have to get dressed and get an Uber. And the guy on the phone... gay, mayo, beautiful...
He says he'll come deliver it don't worry about it. We argue like no dawg we can't do that to you don't worry we'll BE there - hes like no bbs how much is that Uber gonna cost you
A patriotic tear runs down my face, memories of when Canadians were kind, went the extra mile, wore deodorant
She's outside waiting to receive him I'm in the gooncave writing to you. !leafs Mass migration is ruining your ability to overwork tired fast food workers even more based off their own inexplicably guilty conscious about 2 r-slurs not being able to read "pickup only" 
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Sour cream, bacon, Cactus Cut Potatoes, pizza mozzarella, cheddar, green onions, and a dollop of sour cream.
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Around the 1990s we got terrible white teen fast food workers. You had to sit there in the drive-thru and look through the bag to find which item they failed to put in. Tbf it's pretty hard to remember a list of 5 things when you absolutely do not give a shit.
Then they got replaced by Mexican illegals. It was harder than heck to understand them but it was a net positive. At least you could trust them to successfully carry out their fast food jobs. Also it made Taco Bell feel more authentic.
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Our white teens got replaced by Indians here and it's so bad basically everywhere here now lol. My friend sent me this wingstop order he got earlier
looks like they emptied the grease trap into his order!leafs my buddy said there's a gov online form you can fill out to claim you got food poisoning so whenever he gets awful jeetified orders he's gonna do that and hope they get fricked
reportmaxxing irl https://inspection.canada.ca/en/food-safety-consumers/where-report-complaint
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Their food all looks like that + greasy diarrhea so dont go too hard on them
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At this point i just don't let indians touch my food
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You guys probably got a much worse batch of 'jeets than we did. Here it's all people who work at Intel and their kids.
I gotta see if I can find something like this. I put in complaints about doctors and nurses but I don't think anything happens with those.
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Our original ones were great tbh, when an Indian family moved in they were always something impressive like a doctor or engineer, their kids were great and went onto be successful too, but yeah now it's just moar doordash drivers and tim hortons workers lol
Were they mean to you?? I will raze the hospital down if they were mean to you when you had your leg issue. I feel you tho I put in similar ones with my mom and I think they only even looked at them when I called and raised a fuss with the ombudsman, your hospital might have one of those too (sry if you already know this)
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DMed because hopefully there will be some legal action about this someday.
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LOL
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The problem with jeet workers here is that they are unfamiliar with English, computers, plumbing, running water and food safety.
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It's the machines that have been doing the heavy lifting.
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These kids could have fricked that up. It was literal Beavis & Butthead.
"Uhh... the customer ordered like... a burger or something. And I think we put in fries."
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