My dad collected a bunch of airmiles and called me to tell me there was enough that I could get myself a special treat 
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My friends over so we ordered a big Boston Pizza order that would make any !goyslopenjoyers cry. Pierogi pizza, wtf is that? No one knows but my dad's beer purchases paid for it so frick it let's get one.
I made the order. Then I realized it said pickup. Called. They do not do delivery! I'm like oh shit girl we're gonna have to get dressed and get an Uber. And the guy on the phone... gay, mayo, beautiful...
He says he'll come deliver it don't worry about it. We argue like no dawg we can't do that to you don't worry we'll BE there - hes like no bbs how much is that Uber gonna cost you
A patriotic tear runs down my face, memories of when Canadians were kind, went the extra mile, wore deodorant
She's outside waiting to receive him I'm in the gooncave writing to you. !leafs Mass migration is ruining your ability to overwork tired fast food workers even more based off their own inexplicably guilty conscious about 2 r-slurs not being able to read "pickup only" 
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Sour cream, bacon, Cactus Cut Potatoes, pizza mozzarella, cheddar, green onions, and a dollop of sour cream.
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It's genuinely hard to explain how bizzare it feels to actually get mayoid customer service in Canada nowadays. It's so weird to talk to a fast food worker where you don't have to stoop down to their sexy Indian dudeesque speech and can just have them take your order like a normal person.
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I feel you!! I was trying to find a non-racist way to tell the guy that this level of customer service is unheard of. He wouldn't even let me give him extra money. I love white people so much
Though when I was in NY we made a Walmart grocery delivery order while the truck was in the shop and IG they use doordash behind the scenes, so I was like "okay here we go", but a black guy dropped it off and like HE SPOKE ENGLISH. HE WAS NORMAL AND POLITE. HE COULD WORK THE INTERCOM. He blew me tf away. I was mumbling "I'm from Canada.... what.... I'm amazed..." because that's unheard of in Canada but he prob thought I meant I'd never seen a black person before
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Yeah I went to the states for a bit and was surprised at the amount of actually normal people in comparison to Canada, where they're a dying breed
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A couple of months ago, I called Telus over a question I had with my bill. The first call was six minutes trying to tell AI to let me talk to a real person because it didn't understand what I wanted. Eventually, I started yelling at it and it hung up on me. I phoned back and the second call consisted of five minutes of me yelling at the AI until it transferred me to a real person. I don't know what I said differently, but it worked. Anyway, I get transferred to Sexy Indian dudea, who takes 500 words to tell me my contract is over, and that's why my bill increased $140 from the month before. I asked her what she could offer me if I signed a new contract because I'm not paying $195. She says $115. I say no. She puts me on hold for 10 minutes. She comes back and says $110. I tell her no. She puts me on hold again. After 25 minutes of being on hold, I got to the Tech Savvy website, signed up for their internet, and I set the activation date for four weeks from that time. 15 minutes later, Sexy Indian dudea comes back and says $105. I told her to cancel my service. I've signed up for a new ISP since I've been on hold for so long, and the price is ridiculous. She tells me she'll have to transfer my call. I get put on hold again. After 5 minutes a new indian answers and he's one of those sales indians that pretends he's your best friend and talks fast and doesn't shut the frick up. He gets on the phone and says that Sexy Indian dudea filled him in on everything and that he will get me the best deal. I tell him I've already signed up for a new ISP and to cancle my service. Ten more fricking minutes of him asking me, "With who? What's the price? What speed? And making me offers, trying to get me to stay. At one point, he asked me when I wanted my service terminated, and I told him ASAP hoping to recoup some money, and forgetting my new internet wouldn't be up for another month. I had to call Tech Savvy back hoping to move up my activation date and you know how that call went? There was one automated question where I had to press the key pad and then I got to talk with a nice lady with no accent and I assume is white. I called another time later and got a white guy, not some call center paki.
The phone call with Telus pissed me off so badly that I cancled my cell phone service with Koodo too. Telus sent me an email saying I needed to return my equipment, which they didn't specify what, by the way. The list of equipment I needed to return was left blank. But it said I could use a box of my choice, so I put the modem and router into a box of a carpet cleaner I'd bought. The box was about 15 cubic feet and I put a couple smaller boxes in there so the shit wouldn't bounce around. Boxes that would have held the equipment on their own lol.
Ten years ago, I was cool with Indians. I've had a friend for over 30 years who's parents are from India. They're a good family. Now I am sick of them. They're pushy and cheap and are shit drivers too. If you answer a phone call and an Indian talks back, acuse them of being a scammer and hang up on them. I'm not being nice to pushy cheap indians anymore.
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still unemployed then?
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