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Apparently leaf civil servants refuse to go back to their cubicles. Leaf doctors overwhelmed by stay home requests :marseyneet: :marseydoctor:

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/federal-office-mandate-burdening-ottawa-doctors-as-public-servants-seek-medical-notes-1.7352351

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Matin said the reasons for the requests vary widely and include social anxiety, back pain, introversion, worries about contracting COVID-19 and gastrointestinal complaints that create an aversion to public washrooms. He said the concerns are legitimate to the patient, but they also put doctors in an awkward position.

"It puts the doctor in the situation that he has to almost do a legal adjudication, not make a diagnosis and come up with a care plan," said Matin.

Leafcels, can't the :marseydoctor: just :marseymaid4: the civil servants?

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>too socially anxious to be in office

>afraid of covid ( :marseyeyeroll: )

>afraid of others hearing you poo

We should build a wall around Ottawa so these people can't escape

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Just promise the Jeets that if they kill one of these civil servants then they can have their job and their citizenship.

Problem solved.

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You know they would cheat and murder-r*pe some grannies instead of tussling with men their own size.

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If that is the price Quebec must pay then it is a price that Justin Trudeau will pay gladly :marseysalutepride:

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Well they already have Sikhs running terrorism ops in Canada, just bring over Hindu nationalists to kill them, then bring over Muslims to kill them, etc. "there was an old lady that swallowed a fly" style

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I thought it was Indian assassins that killed the Sikh separatist?

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Yeah but the Sikh guy allegedly planned terror attacks aimed at India from Canada https://globalnews.ca/news/9784316/hardeep-singh-nijjar-death-surrey-b-c/

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Hey, if I was cucked enough to work a job where I needed a doctor's note to stay home, I'd make up some bullshit too :marseyyes:

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:marseyexcited:I've got raging hemmroids and cant sit on the office chairs, I need to work in bed

:marseydoctor:have you tried not getting pegged by your gf every night?

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The virgin "washroom aversion" vs the Chad "Violent 30 Minute Pooping Sessions while watching Sportscenter on an iPad at full volume and loudly making phonecalls from the stall"

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"HELLO?! Nah I'm not doing anything important, just hanging out. UNGHHhHH."

:#chad:

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:marseyclink:

>"Is this fricking ringing? Jesus, how many layers of potty paper is this?"

:#chadsoytyping:

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The Ottowall was one of Jregs campaign points when he ran for mayor of Ottowa

https://media.tenor.com/BHX5y74JxwsAAAAx/based-jreg.webp

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Wait until the next Clownvoy, turn Ottawa into Thunderdome and whoever comes out alive gets to form government


The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko

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https://media.tenor.com/3nG844-XTyMAAAAx/guy-pearce.webp

Figure it out doc. You're smart.

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Is there a country on this planet that doesn't have lazy government workers?

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Not saying they aren't lazy, but I heard that in India, government work is actually quite prestigious. Here in North America if you work for the government, everyone kind of knows you're a lazy rslur, content with making 70% of what you'd make in industry so you can sit on your butt and work 2 hours a week.

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Not saying they aren't lazy, but I heard that in India, government work is actually quite prestigious

LMAO, I'm not a sexy Indian dude but I bet is like government work in LATAM.

Not "prestigious", but well paid, tons of benefits and you can't be fired, but says absolutely nothing about the civil servants "quality", and while there are competent people who pass the "concursos" there are also plenty of r-slurs who get through political appointments and it gets worse depending on the country or state/province.

!latinx !macacos

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in India, government work is actually quite prestigious

yes because you cant get fired whatever you do, (except some extreme circumstances). They are all lazy as frick tho, on par with any countries govt agency. The only reason its prestigious is the guarantee of income regardless of how shit you are, and the benefits of under table income of course

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I earn more in government as an individual contributor. Management might make more in private, but I'm too neurodivergent for that kind of role

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I don't believe that for a second. Post TC.

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In a fully loaded model that includes all benefits and pensions, US federal workers generally out earn the private sector.

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Probably not. @X how are the chinkaporean government wagies?

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Actually high to prevent corruption

But they're still lazy SOBs

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Maybe if you pay them enough to find some meaning that their lazy asses can be useful, but that's just cruel

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If they did that their vote share would drop from low 20s to single digits


The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko

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Frick commercial real estate "investors" and their political puppets.

I support Leaf Bureaucrats fricking them over.

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You could unironically fire 90% of government employees and see zero changes

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