The Aeneid is also the Roman equivalent of Hotep and Aryan pseudohistory.
>"We do not actually have a concise national epic for our civilization, and we cannot do anything but plagiarize the Gayreeks, so I will just write a Trojan War fanfic where we wuz Romanz n shiet!" - Virgin Vergil
>Modern historians reject the notion that George Washington secretly visited the Igbo people and gave them a blessed saber in order to create the West African Empire.
In this house we believe that the Native Americans are Jews, Tapirs were used as steeds, and there was an apocalyptic war between two Native American tribes.
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Was Dante’s “Divine Comedy” the most acclaimed work of fan fiction in history?
Dante not only self inserts, but he puts his hero Virgil in his story, as the woman he simped for
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I feel bad for his actual wife at having to read her husband simp for a b-word he saw twice.
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He’s just like me fr
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The Aeneid is also the Roman equivalent of Hotep and Aryan pseudohistory.
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To be fair, Virgil was writing literal propaganda for Augustus so he could go all “we wuz kings”, and he probably got paid well for it.
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Being a propagandist is being paid to make up lies to the public. A true dramachad
Funny how the Roman’s we wuzed the Greeks and then Europeans all over we wuzed the Romans. Maybe one day people will we wuz wall st bankers
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Libyans on the other hand did give Benito Mussolini the Sword of Islam.
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500 years for now it will be “we wuz anglos”
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We wuz dramneurodivergents!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Where you been? People (and neighbors) already WE WUZ as god's chosen
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the most acclaimed fan fiction? that would be fifty shades of grey
or the Bible
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Do you mean the book of mormon?
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In this house we believe that the Native Americans are Jews, Tapirs were used as steeds, and there was an apocalyptic war between two Native American tribes.
Choose Nephites or Lamanites chud.
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DiViNe CoMeDy iS fAnFiCtiOn
sick of this COLD BRAINLET TAKE! become an oak tree and feed the harpies at the first opportunity available
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When your fan fic is so successful it establishes the national language
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To be clear, we're talking about Marmojis, right?
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