Carp posted a poetry contest about the Bardfinn in /r/Drama, which was fun until it got jannied, so I want to host another one here. English only (Latin allowed if you're feeling quirky), but it has to be related rDrama. If it's the type of thing to get posted here, it's allowed. It'll close tomorrow, Monday 6/11, at 21:00 PDT so get it in by then. Reward and what determines the winner is, we'll see... trans lives matter
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@COMMUNISTHOMOGROYPER stand with Ukraine SSR. Carp, 𝗉𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗌𝖾 𝖾𝗑𝗉𝗅𝖺𝗂𝗇 𝗐𝗁𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗉𝗈𝗌𝗍 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝖽𝖾𝗅𝖾𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝖻𝗒 𝖺𝗎𝗍𝗈𝗃𝖺𝗇𝗇𝗒. 𝖨𝗍 𝗁𝖺𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗁𝗎𝖽 𝗉𝗁𝗋𝖺𝗌𝖾 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗇.
1. 𝖥𝗈𝗋 𝗆𝗒 𝖻𝖾𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾𝖽 𝖯𝗂𝗓𝗓𝖺𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗅𝗅, 𝗐𝗁𝗈 𝖨 𝗆𝖺𝗒 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖻𝖺𝖼𝗄𝗀𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗇𝖽 𝖼𝗁𝖾𝖼𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝖺 𝗐𝖾𝖾𝗄 𝖺𝗀𝗈.
𝖱𝗈𝗌𝖾𝗌 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝖽.
𝖸𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗍 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝖻𝖾 𝗍𝗈𝗈.
𝖨'𝗆 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋.
𝖳𝗈 𝖿𝗎𝖼𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗋𝖺𝗉𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎.
𝖯𝗂𝗓𝗓𝖺 𝗆𝗒 𝖽𝖾𝖺𝗋.
𝖨'𝗆 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗊𝗎𝗂𝗍𝖾 𝗇𝖾𝖺𝗋.
𝖳𝗋𝗒 𝖺𝗌 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗆𝖺𝗒,
𝖸𝗈𝗎'𝗋𝖾 𝗀𝗈𝗇𝗇𝖺 𝗉𝖺𝗒.
𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝖽𝖾𝖾𝖽 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝖻𝖾 𝖽𝗈𝗇𝖾.
𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝗂𝗇 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝖻𝖾 𝖿𝗎𝗇.
𝖳𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾'𝗌 𝗇𝗈𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗋𝗎𝗇.
𝖢𝗎𝗓 𝗉𝗂𝗓𝗓𝖺, 𝖨 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖺 𝗀𝗎𝗇.
2. Pizza take 2
𝖱𝗈𝗌𝖾𝗌 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝖺𝗌𝗌 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝖻𝖾 𝗍𝗈𝗈.
𝖢𝗎𝗓 𝖨'𝗆 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋, 𝗍𝗈 𝖿𝗎𝖼𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗋𝖺𝗉𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎.
𝖯𝗂𝗓𝗓𝖺 𝗆𝗒 𝖽𝖾𝖺𝗋. 𝖨'𝗆 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗊𝗎𝗂𝗍𝖾 𝗇𝖾𝖺𝗋.
𝖳𝗋𝗒 𝖺𝗌 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗆𝖺𝗒, 𝖸𝗈𝗎'𝗋𝖾 𝗀𝗈𝗇𝗇𝖺 𝗉𝖺𝗒.
𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝖽𝖾𝖾𝖽 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝖻𝖾 𝖽𝗈𝗇𝖾.
𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝗂𝗇, 𝗊𝗎𝗂𝗍𝖾 𝖿𝗎𝗇.
𝖳𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾'𝗌 𝗇𝗈𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗋𝗎𝗇.
𝖳𝗈𝗇𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍, 𝖨 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖺 𝗀𝗎𝗇.
3. Bardfinn take 1
𝖡𝖺𝗋𝖽𝖿𝗂𝗇𝗇 𝗆𝗒 𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽, 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝖺𝗍 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗌 𝖾𝗇𝖽.
𝖡𝖺𝗋𝖽𝖿𝗂𝗇𝗇 𝗆𝗒 𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽, 𝗐𝗁𝗒 𝗆𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗍𝖾𝗇𝖽?
𝖠 𝗐𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗇 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗌𝖾𝖾, 𝖺 𝗆𝖺𝗇 𝗒𝗈𝗎'𝗅𝗅 𝖻𝖾!
𝖠 𝗐𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗇 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗌𝖾𝖾, 𝖨 𝗆𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝖽𝖾𝖼𝗋𝖾𝖾.
𝖸𝗈𝗎'𝗋𝖾 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝖺 𝗆𝖺𝗇 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝖺 𝗉𝗅𝖺𝗇.
𝖸𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗅𝗂𝖿𝖾 𝖺 𝗅𝗂𝖾, 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗇𝗈𝗈𝗌𝖾 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝗂𝖾!
𝖸𝗈𝗎 𝖻𝖾𝖺𝗍 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗐𝗂𝖿𝖾, 𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝗍𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗅𝗂𝖿𝖾!
𝖸𝗈𝗎 𝗐𝗂𝗌𝗁𝖾𝖽 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗁𝖾𝗋, 𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝖻𝖾𝖼𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝖶𝖤𝖱𝖤!
4. Bardfinn take 2
𝖡𝖺𝗋𝖽𝖿𝗂𝗇𝗇 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁𝗍, 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽𝗇'𝗍 𝖻𝖾 𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁𝗍.
𝖸𝗈𝗎 𝖻𝖾𝖺𝗍 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗐𝗂𝖿𝖾, 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗄𝗂𝖽𝗌, 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗅𝗂𝖿𝖾. 𝖥𝗈𝗋 𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍, 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗌𝗍𝗋𝗂𝖿𝖾?
𝖸𝗈𝗎 𝗌𝖾𝖺𝗋𝖼𝗁𝖾𝖽 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖺 𝗀𝗅𝖺𝗇𝖼𝖾, 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝖾 𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗇𝗌, 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗈𝗇𝗅𝗒 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗇𝖼𝖾!
𝖫𝗈𝗈𝗄 𝖺𝗍 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗇𝗈𝗐, 𝖺 𝖿𝖺𝗍 𝖿𝗎𝖼𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖼𝗈𝗐.
𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝗂𝗇𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗇𝖾𝗍, 𝗆𝖺𝖽𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺 𝗐𝗋𝖾𝖼𝗄!
𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝗇𝗈𝗈𝗌𝖾 𝗈𝗇 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗇𝖾𝖼𝗄, 𝗒𝗈𝗎'𝗋𝖾 𝗀𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝗁𝖾𝖼𝗄!
𝖦𝗈𝗈𝖽𝖻𝗒𝖾 𝖡𝖺𝗋𝖽𝖿𝗂𝗇𝗇, 𝗒𝗈𝗎'𝗋𝖾 𝗀𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗂𝗇 𝖺 𝖻𝗂𝗇!
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